Weiner Clock

Two Hands + One Face + Your Mom = Weiner Clock

I don't know if you're good at math...but your mom is. Weiner Clock

#WeinerClock

by Guido and The Guy April 24, 2023

weezer lick

E|-17--17-19-19b21r19-17------|
B|---18-----------------18-17-|
G|----------------------------|
D|----------------------------|
A|----------------------------|
E|----------------------------|

Jimothy:hey I learned the Weezer lick

by Yours truly the band now in 3D July 14, 2023

Frozen Weiners

When someone has left their Facebook account logged on, you are free to type "Frozen Weiners" in any way but nothing else.

*Tim leavs the computer to go eat dinner*
*Tim's friend rushes over to the computer and types "FRROOOZEEEN WEINERRRRSS!" without Tim noticing.*

When Time checks his Facebook and sees Frozen Weiners, he CANNOT delete it.

by 8===D~~~~~~~~~~~ D: June 5, 2011

rocket weiner

An ejaculation with a flaccid penis

Bob: did you just rocket weiner?
Steve: yeah man...
Bob: ....nice

by Which fix July 28, 2015

Double weiner

It's when a man straps a dildo to his penis and gives her the double weiner.

Hey honey, I can't wait for the double weiner you're going to give me tonight after dinner.

by Jimmu crack corn May 23, 2016

Sonic Weiner Method

The method of giving a woman a orgasm with a one foot hotdog from Sonic while in the Sonic bathroom.

"Wanna go to sonic?"
"Ya I heard of the new Sonic Weiner Method"
"...sounds lit (rolling eyes back into head)"

by Gregory3298 July 27, 2016

uncle weiner

your brothers nickname that your daughter gave him

what's up uncle weiner

by weiner_snitchel April 6, 2017