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weekend reporter

1.) The lone reporter in the ghost town of a newsroom after the five-day reporters head out to live normal lives. This reporter is responsible for anything that happens on Saturday and Sunday. Most of the time this means sending the reporter to a stupid event usually involving cute animals and children. This likelihood heightens during the summer months when festivals are rampant.

2.) Someone who has no life and has self image and self esteem problems. Probably has never touched a girl in their entire life.

3.) A sad, sad excuse for a person and a reporter.
4.) Awesome.
Reporter 1: Hey man, I'm going do something awesome this weekend. Do you wanna come with?

Weekend Reporter: I can't, if I don't come in the bunnies won't make page 5.
by reporter September 30, 2012
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Weekend at Bernie’s

Agressive Sex

(coined by famous drag queen: Trixie Mattel)
Person 1: “me and my boyfriend have gotten so close in our relationship that we know if I ever pass out he can Weekend at Bernie’s me and its totally fine”

Person: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru”
by roach.baddie November 5, 2023
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Weekend Degree

(n) A term used to describe the experience obtained by visiting friends at other colleges for the weekend, usually involving partying and drinking.
Lets go get a weekend degree at San Diego State, my boy has the hookup on parties and a place to stay.
by Joseph ("the god father") December 14, 2009
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gold weekend

Susie: "Nickelback concert on Saturday. You coming?"
Zeek: "Nah, I'm going to Bend, OR for the gold weekend"
by Georgecostanza March 18, 2015
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only on the weekends

“oh you a hoe”- “only on the weekends
by muhlayuhh June 8, 2022
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weekend syndrome

when you choose not to give a fuck about anything on the weekend because the week was either to long or you are extremely hungover
Mike: Hey June
June: Hey Mike, how was your weekend?
Mike: My weekend was awesome until I came down with a really bad case of weekend syndrome
June: Dam, sorry to hear that Mike
by The Real M. Jackson November 23, 2013
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Ah, weekend

When no one's in the voice chat, "Ah, weekend" can be exclaimed because, typically, most people of the group are off at weekends; doesn't even have to be a weekend when used.
It's a weekend, and of course, no one's in vc. Ah, weekend.
by Sponandi July 22, 2024
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