waxing the boards

verb// visiting a message board, and participating in it's undertakings.

I am waxing the boards as we speak.

by Jake O. August 2, 2008

Wax

Or wax on. Short for the wax lyrical.

He could wax about anything.

by Plb August 12, 2018

Hot wax

Steaming hot shit.

I just took a GIANT hot wax!

by rebby1313 July 19, 2021

Without Wax

Often a reference that a very beautiful woman has not yet been turned into wax for Satanic talisman or other black magic purposes such as human juju

Nelly: Hey Ulysses have you seen Josie? I feel sorry for her. She’s been behaving erratic lately.

Ulysses: Meghan and I thought that taking her to a spiritual reader would help her feel better.

Nelly: Whay did the spiritual reader have to say?

Ulysses: He said that Josie was doomed to become an unholy Saint and to call her local police detectives to say that she is “without wax”.

Nelly: Do you really believe in all that?

Ulysses: I’m not sure.

by Mystic Illumination 21 May 3, 2024

Wax melt

Someone who makes out they’re tough but they’re soft as shit

Holly: do you want a fight?
David: shut up you ham wallet you’re such a wax melt!

by TheHWOG October 21, 2022

Waxed

Another meaning to getting rid of something, or wiping yourself out on the beers.

I waxed so much money at the casino last night
I’m gonna get so waxed on the beers tonight

by thegucciboys April 14, 2021

Wax Eye Cereal Killers

Written and painted by rock poster, Garbage Pail Kids/ Wacky Packages artist Joe Simko, this card set mixes iconic cereal box art with popular horror films

Wax Eye Cereal Killers 1st Series Trading Cards From A Sealed Unsearched Case

by Wendysfg May 26, 2023