Tom asked Shannon to tongue his asshole, and she said, "Sorry, I don't do windows".
First I washed her window, then I monkey punched her.
She was a first class window washer, so I gave her a tip.
First I washed her window, then I monkey punched her.
She was a first class window washer, so I gave her a tip.
by Hiccup September 7, 2008
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Natalie: no, hoe fo sho.... im freakin wasted face!
Vanessa: Lucky!
Natalie: no, hoe fo sho.... im freakin wasted face!
Vanessa: Lucky!
by nlkatlie September 23, 2007
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Spending countless hours of your life playing Fallout in a day traveling around the in-game Wasteland.
Friend 1: "Hey, what you up to?"
Friend 2: "Not too much man, just getting wasted right now."
Friend 1: "Yeah, I got super wasted yesterday..."
Friend 2: "Not too much man, just getting wasted right now."
Friend 1: "Yeah, I got super wasted yesterday..."
by droq October 27, 2010
Get the Wasted mug.A very charming dude, nice, funny, smart, and would give his life for the one he loves. A dude, only Adriana should date. sexy as hell when he wants to be also.
by killercode101 December 15, 2016
Get the walter mug.an overly compliant or conformist individual, esp. male., who displays a willingness to accept humliating tasks in order to gain acceptance by his peers, without being able to see the hidden agenda of said peers. See also Weiner Cleaner.
by jirichiro August 6, 2003
Get the weenie washer mug.Anyone who is obviously being stupid or self destructive in nature. Used to show disdain or contempt for an individual or group of individuals.
See that meth addict in the ER last night? What a waste of protoplasm.
All those people who are into that goth look going around depressed all the time are just a waste of protoplasm.
All those people who are into that goth look going around depressed all the time are just a waste of protoplasm.
by STONEDGOAT August 28, 2011
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Sophie: Y would you do that that's just wasted time
Sophie: Y would you do that that's just wasted time
by Therearemanyhereamonguswhofeel February 19, 2017
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