Walmart Rangers

Those Rural or Suburban Shoppers who show up in anything at night and act outrageously at all night Walmart Stores

Those people who fight or dress crazy late at night at Walmart are Walmart Rangers

by Jagermeister February 23, 2025

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Walmart Cunt

A woman who walks around and her bra and dollar store pajamas usually has three kids taken away from CPS

Walmart cunt

by Namelessdude2000 August 14, 2022

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Walmart Kid

Slur for lost kids

What are you, a fucking Walmart kid?

by BreadMan269 December 8, 2021

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what in the walmart

A phrase used when a person in a store or just someone trashy does something that makes you want to question it.

Customer: "Hey you want to see my gerbils?"
*pulls out gerbils from ass*
Clerk: "What in the Walmart are you doing?"

by Smith dux Wurd December 11, 2018

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WALMART

When life is not going well so you stab yourself to death in a Walmart parking lot.
Alternatively you could say walmarting

Person one: Today really sucked

Person two: I know right
Person one: We should go Walmart ourselves

by KnifeWife21 May 18, 2024

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The act of removing a sock from a mannequin at walmart, busting a fat load in it, and placing it back on the mannequin, leaving it to solidify. When the workers come to change the outfit on the mannequin, the sock should be absolutely immovable, and plastered to the mannequin's foot.

You: "Hey Bryce, wanna go walmart socking?"
Bryce: "Nahhh bro I've got a date with Amelia tonight."
You: "Wait, Amelia as in, my MOM?"

by ILoveBigBlackOilyMen February 18, 2025

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