textray vision

The ability to know the sender of a text or the contents of a text message while ones phone is in a pocket, bag, purse, etc, and out of sight.

"Oh man Julie is texting me again"

"How do you know? Your phone is in your pocket. What do you have, textray vision?"

by Jagerman July 15, 2012

Fishing in Your Vision

Trying to catch someone’s attention

I was fishing in your vision you were swimming like you were lost.

by CashDied September 05, 2022

Those Heat Visions were G

A kamlachoda instagram Bio used by people who have no clue what things mean in english and think using a random assortment of words make them look knowledgeable.

What the fuck does those heat visions were G even mean?

by eshayatraizz July 11, 2021

Broipheral vision

When somebody is always looking out for his best mates, his bros'.

Dave is a good dude, always looking for his mates and never let's them down. He's got that broipheral vision

by Bruce Skywalker June 11, 2025

Pube Vision

Pube Vision is using the power of the mind to peel back the layers and view the state and style of another's pubic region.

You don't need to have Pube Vision to know that there was no way in hell the curtains match the carpet.

by Discoloration March 01, 2017

Eye-ball vision

Putting ones testicles on a someones eye preferably during intercourse or foreplay. May also be used as a practical joke with your white friends.

Jim was so drunk that when he fell asleep Tim eye-ball visioned him.

I had this freaky hoe over my house last night & and she asked the to eye-ball vision her, so I did it!!!

by Rory Breaker March 14, 2012

coyote vision

Short sighted (as with life goals)

U.S.Politicians have Coyote vision, they don’t care about the future, only what’s in front of them.

by Grumpy Vet November 21, 2023