University of Cincinnati

A large bad ass university located on the outskirts of Cincinnati Ohio. UC is known for its football team that will KILL your football team, girls that can out-drink your guys, and prestigious academics that will make your school look like Devry. UC is also known for its location in the strait hood, so you know they pack some serious heat.

University of Cincinnati- COME EARLY, BE LOUD, WEAR BLACK.

by 0HI0 September 21, 2009

Emory University

a college where lots of skinny brunettes walk around talking on cell phones and where the annual budget for tulips would make Ivana Trump blush

Emory University, the Harvard of the south, has way too many girls from Long Island.

by The Rom September 1, 2003

Brown University

An Ivy quite misunderstood...but might be the best ivy out there with diligent students applied to such a curriculum.
Brown is not known for its grad schools like the other ivies, but known as a good place to start as a curious undergraduate that whom is not sure yet of what they want to major in.

Brown University student:"Did you know Yale was my fallback school?"

by Dartmouth_Man July 10, 2009

University of San Diego

USD, known by students as "Univeristy of Spoiled Daughters", is a prestigious school sitting on top of a hill overlooking the Pacific Ocean. Definitley known as one of the most beautiful campuses in the country, it is rumored that the school spends over $1 million a year in upkeep. The school itself offers extensive academic opportunities, with graduate schools in business and law in addition to the undergraduate program.
The students all come from extremely wealthy families, and the student parking lots are almost always filled with BMW's and Range Rovers. Closets are filled with Juicy Couture, Prada, Gucci, and every girl on campus wears Chanel sunglasses. Virtually all of the guys on campus surf, and there's always wetsuits hanging over dorm balconies. Students tend to go to either Pacific Beach or Mission Beach to party, and most weekends groups of students will head down to Mexico. The school is great for kids who want to be in class one minute, and at the beach either surfing or tanning the next.

"We go to school where you spring break."

"Where's that?"

"University of San Diego."

by Sara3567 August 18, 2006

Willamette University

A small, private liberal arts university in Salem, OR containing a delicate blend of higher education and THC. No other school will leave you feeling so intellectually stimulated, yet so goddamn stoned.

Blunts up, Bearcats. You're at Willamette University.

by bearkitten January 16, 2011

Miss Universe

Miss Universe is an beauty contest run by the Miss Universe organisation. Founded in 1960 it is now a New York based partnership between NBC and Donald Trump.

There are 3 major prestigious pageants which are Miss Teen USA, Miss USA and Miss Universe. Donald Trump owns part of these three biggest beauty pageants in the world.

To be accepted into any of these pageants you have to be savy, goal-oriented, beautiful and have a magnetic personality. If you make the cut you will then go onto the pageant.

Miss Universe has become a fixture of pop culture. It is also possible to advance your career through Miss Universe and you may also get special perks and prizes along with the recognition. Miss Universe is an American tradition.

Guy: Did you get accepted into the Miss USA. Miss Universe pageant?

Girl: Yes.

Guy: I knew you would. I'm so proud of you. Good luck.

by __.V.I.P.__ August 11, 2008

jacksonville state university

Pronounce Jacksun-VILLE' The Harvard of Calhoun County, Alabama. AKA The Gem of the Hills.Previously known as a huge party school until the killjoy city council went on a rampage and shut down any outlets of fun. Student body heavily comprised of Georgia transplants. Students are referred to as Jacksonvillians. A beautiful campus in a nice college town. If you go here, stay out of Piedmont.

"Where are you going to school?" "Where else? Jacksonville State University."

by asd_iop October 11, 2013