unicorn porn

shit that is never going to happen

Q: have you heard the latest unicorn porn?
A: what is it?
Q: they say on fox news that obama is going to hand over power to the king of england.

by theo_ny April 25, 2009

Unicorn dust

Dust you scrape off unicorns with a blade hand crafted by the jawas from Star Wars. This dust is very valuable and is worth around 23 Kraken teeth per Gram! You can snort it to become a unicorn for about 12 hours, or use it to teleport anywhere between 12 and 144 miles depending on the quality.

The ginger wanted to get the unicorn dust, but he was saddened to find out he was allergic.

by Jawen July 8, 2014

unicorn hole

Not so different than one's corn hole, only referring to a Unicorn's corn hole. Spewing rainbows & other fantasy type ish.

He was on cloud 9 to the extent he felt magical enough to get it in the unicorn hole.

by GlazeHer May 22, 2016

unicorn juice

A mystical jumbo load full of hot sticky dick gravy. (The only human load that has ever been described as unicorn juice worthy is the mass quantity OF YOGURT SLING that adult film star Peter North generates.)

If Jennifer Anniston sucked my meat she would get a cream geyser down her throat that would compare to the coveted and evasive "Unicorn Juice".

by JUICED UNICORN February 23, 2015

bronze unicorn

during intercourse, one partner poops into their hand and puts the log of excrement onto the other partner's forehead at a 45 degree angle, creating a makeshift horn.

"last night with becky, i totally gave her a bronze unicorn. she got so mad to have poop on her face."

by clairedynamo June 9, 2009

Unicorn Vagina

Something totally fictitious involving sexual exploit.

Guy #1: Yo man I totally banged the shit outta that milf from the gym!

Guy #2: UNICORN VAGINA!!!!!!! stop with the goddamn lies man!

by 2drunkskunk November 1, 2009

unicorn princess

Someone who is overly proud of small accomplishments.
A braggart, but generally a great person who just likes to boast.

Also, could be considered a slang term for something so outrageous, silly, and/or trivial all you can do is chant:
"UNIcorn PRIN-CESS!!!!" and raise the roof.

"Can you believe I got that working in-game before you did? I can, booyah! It's cause I'm a UNICORN PRINCESS!!!"

by Gardenia Glow September 12, 2006