ultrapissed

So emotionally distraught with anger that you resort to violence against others or social seclusion; A state of mind detailing extreme anger or frustration.

"Devin became ultrapissed when at a swim meet, he did a fantastic dive, resulting in his swim shorts to fall off and the crowd to see his miniscule appendage."

by TheArchaicSmurf February 25, 2008

Ultimate cleansing

When you're so drunk that you feel sick, and on your way to the bathroom you suddenly get the urge to take a shit. You choose to save time and multitask, while the stream of liquor filled shit and piss explode in the toilet, you throw up in the sink. When the process is complete you feel reborn.

Guy1: Oh dude my toilet stinks something fierce.
Guy2: Yeah i had to do an Ultimate Cleansing.

by Grews January 19, 2009

ultra super mega snub

v. describes the action of ignoring, failing to notice, or pretending not to see someone.
5x the power of a normal snub. only used in special situations which require extreme ignorage.
a person is usually snubbed when they are disliked or the other person couldnt be bothered talking to them.
to SNUB, to be SNUBBED, SNUBBING

edan is ultra super mega snubbing alison because she sucks.

by Snubbar March 15, 2009

Ultimair

UltimAir is a brand-name Bra making company. It is not as popular as Victorias Secret.

Girl: Hey, do you know where I can get some UltimAir?
Clerk: You should consider Victoria's Secret since they make bras that are fashionable and not plain.

by UltimAir October 21, 2009

Ultimo Negro

A beverage in the outline of a shot concocted at a fine upstanding establishment. This superior cocktail includes the beloved key ingredients that African Americans find to be appealing.....

1 oz Courvoisier
1 oz Hennessey
1 oz Remy Martin
1 oz Christian Brothers

You mix all of these together and strain into a fine crystal glass........

Excuse me sir JMac, would you care to indulge into the faultless taste of one Ultimo Negro ????

by I Love Your Face !! October 22, 2009

ultimilf

Ultimilf - noun, the ultimate M.I.L.F.

Hotter than any other mature older woman you have ever seen.

Me - I nailed that fit mature bird the other night

Ste - What? Dan's mum?

Me - Ultimilf, BABY!

by PikeyNathe February 16, 2010

Ultimaybe

When you think you are giving an ultimatum, but there are really a whole lot of answers you will accept.

Person A: "I totally gave Bob an ultimatum yesterday when I said that he has to choose between me and his girlfriend, but he said he chooses us both, so we're all good."
Person B: "So it's really more of an ultimaybe."

by Wow, All the Names are Taken September 4, 2010