F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder)

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F.T.D.-Facebook Twitter Disorder.

Someone who has the attention span of a goldfish and are so passively apathetic, egocentric, narcissistic.

Wow! Did you see her F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder) last night? I've never seen so many posts in an hour!

John likes to F.T.D. with her! Must be using his Macbook! :P

by Tommy Dictionary February 23, 2011

Twitter Bug

An Individual who is a frequent spammer in the space. Think of them as the online litter bug. Particularly on Twitter, this person will spam daily, posting irrelevant tweets, resulting in a major cluster of useless information. End result, could potentially drive innocent tweeters to delete their accounts out of frustration. Against their will, this person may be classified as a Twitter Quitter.

Sherman: "Hey man, I don't know about you, but I'm really getting sick of Burnedette's tweets"

Dwight: "Oh yea, Burnedette is a total Twitter Bug.."

by iWhipple07 May 6, 2009

twitter

A microblogging site used by over-sharers and narcissists.
Example: "OMG i jus ate teh best sandwitch" (this is about how much typing one "tweet" consists of). How much would most people care? Not one bit. Unless you are a celebrity. Despite all that, Twitter is extremely useful for your favorite bands and organizations to utilize.

Good and bad ways to use Twitter.

Bad - "OMFG dis ashole jus cut me off 4 no reson!!! red camerow evry1 kil kil killl!!!"
See tweeler.

Good - "The DMV will be closed today due to lack of funding. Consequently, all appointments have been canceled. Have a wait-less, misery free day!"

by SamSchlong October 20, 2009

Football Twitter

The part of twitter dedicated to Football. Arguably this is what makes Twitter the best social media platform to use. This area of twitter is famously run by VanDenBang. Notable moments include the war against kpop and #GetMalikToEurope

Football Twitter runs Twitter hth.

by Unknown I think September 8, 2019

twitter game

using twitter like a true beauty. when someone is on there twitter game you will know! twitter game can mean flirting with cute girls over twitter. or classic games over twitter like RT for a TBH.

Bill: you on that twitter game yet?
Mark: yah bro, signed up last week

Josh: How many followers you got on that twitter game?
Sidney: atleast 200, im a beauty.

Greg: im gonna work my twitter game and find us some broads to jam with.
Fred: alright bro, sounds good.. i love broads

by TWITTERGAME November 28, 2011

Twiterpatted

In the movie, Bambi, the young Fawn is refered to as, "Twiterpatted", when the others find out that she likes another Fawn. This word is used to define men who can't get enough of being around their girls. In other words, he's WHIPPED.

Boy 1-"Hey, you comin to the court to hoop wit us, man?"
Boy 2-"Naw, Im chillin at me girl's place today."
Boy 1-"AGAIN? Damn, yo ass Twiterpatted!"

by Yung_Knowledge February 12, 2004

Twitter-twatter

light informal conversation on micro-blogging site

In amongst the twitter-twatter the occasional pearls of wisdom can be found on John's stream

by words&pictures February 27, 2009