Ticket Trauma

The state that arises when you are having a shit and you realise there is no toilet paper remaining or very little.

Derivative of Shit Ticket for toilet paper

Lewis rang me from the toilet the other day, suffering from some serious ticket trauma

Had to jump in the shower after a shit today, i hate ticket trauma

by Belgiannurse June 12, 2011

Turket

1. A turket is a large automatic firing turkey turret.

Holy shit! A turket just shot down my car!

by Mah Pie November 22, 2011

ticket whore

Someone who excessively buys a ridiculous amount of tickets for concerts, sporting events, etc.

My wife is such a ticket whore. She has a ticket to every event that's going on in town.

by loopit October 26, 2015

Tucker

sexiest man alive if you ever get a tucker you must fuck the shit out of him because he pleasures you out to the max.He is also very awesome and funny and hes so nice to his friends and women.

Guy:OMG i wish i had a tucker
Girl:Well you dont and he pleasures me

by jasperlol February 11, 2019

Tucker

A awesome,hot,nice,will steal your girl, and mostly a hockey or football player.
Usually a billionaire

Bill:Look at tucker he stole my girlfriend

Jim: he stole mine too

by Steal ur girl October 26, 2019

Tuckeyy

A kind, generous man with a heavenly beard. He is mine and nobody else's.

Rilez: TUCKEYY!!
Alyssa: Tuckeyy Bear!
Rilez: Check out this Tuckeyy man.
Alyssa: WOW! What a heavenly Tuck man.

by AlyssumGoddess June 30, 2020

dream ticket

slang for opium. the ticket to dreams.

I need to score some dream ticket.

by Layne August 17, 2004