Junk trunk psychologist

A backyard psychologist usually straight out of jail who thinks anyone that prefers the company of fit looking people rather than ppl who look like old boots and old footy’s is a sex offender and deserves to be extorted and harrassed based on their professional diagnosis. Sex offenders make them look like normal citizens so making a big deal out of a harmless situation is high in list of priorities.

I can’t find my fucking Undies and someone took a dump on my lounge room floor!

Yeh brah you got a visit from a junk trunk psychologist

by Cruciferous August 8, 2021

Pop the trunk

A term commonly used by people that have found themselves in quite the argument.

John: fuck you jamal

Jamal: I'm Fianna pop the trunk on all y'all hoes

by Hey future jon July 3, 2021

Trumpet Trunks

One who's backside is like a trumpet blowing in their pants

She is a real trumpet trunks, I hear her farting during Teams calls!

by Drinky McDrinkface August 19, 2022

Trunk

A word for a males keg.

Damien: My scan went well
Luc: Look at your trunk!

by HahaDamo April 24, 2022

Trunk

A trunk is a man (or a non woman) who is basically a twink but chubbier, they usualy have big 'trunks'.

Fun fact: The word trunk was created by two trunks.

by Shroedër May 12, 2022

Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk

Phrase used by (certain relefriend) aka friend who is my relative because one time I said “is Bruno in the trunk?” Referring to Bruno madrigal and shrek dueling (yugioh) in the trunk.

What’s in the trunk?
Oh Bruno and shrek

What are they doing?
Dueling
In the trunk?
Yep.

So your telling me Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk?
YEAH!😃

by HelloHelloHelloidontpaytaxes😀 September 13, 2022

Junk in the trunk

To have anal sex.

Hey Kevin did you and Stacy do the junk in the trunk last night?

by ChldshBrawlbino December 10, 2021