trumpet boy

Someone who knows all the latest Donald Trump news.

Bruh, you always posting Donald Trump crap on your Facebook. You a trumpet boy.

by TheBadassKing June 20, 2016

Trumpled

When someone from the Trump family wins in a landslide. Much like being trampled or ran over in a competition setting.

The President of The United States trumpled over Hillary Clinton in the last election.

by Notyug November 23, 2018

fuzz-trumpet

1.police car's siren
2.breaking wind

1.shit the alarm is going ,can your hear a fuzz-trumpet coming this way?
2.let my fuzz-trumpet spew a wonderful odour

by nutzdog November 8, 2007

Jumping Trumpet

Where your kid or little brother/sister jumps on you to wake you up in the morning and you release gas.

"My son woke me and Frank up with a jumping trumpet...Ew those beans hit Frank hard last night"

by Rj the god January 16, 2008

Angry Trumpet

While getting head, the man blows diarrhea all over the bed/other party.

I was straddling her chest while she was blowing me, so those burritos made for a great Angry Trumpet.

by neosteauxbai June 29, 2009

slutty trumpet

The act of which one person scrapes the crusty feces around the ring of the rectum off of their sexual partner. Their partner than ejactualtes all over the crusty snack and the two thirsty sex deprived lovers slurp it down.

"Yo Jimbo, If you was down to fuck with Ms Jamie, would you spit or swallow that slutty trumpet?"

"Bro i'd eat that shit up like it were a sloppy joe homie. Let me get in on that slutty trumpet!"

"I heard that Sara and Dashawn have been hooking up"
"No way man, did he hit that shit home?"
"Yeah I Even heard he slutted her trumpet"
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by corey the savage May 17, 2016

BROWN TRUMPET

Racial slur towards blacks. In reference to black american Jazz musicians

Tim: Let's hit that Blues Fest on the riverfront this weekend
Ban: Fuck that, all it will be is a bunch of brown trumpets and wetbacks

by Phatban87 September 20, 2016