off your trumpet

Pretty drunk. Cunted you could say.

Mate, you were off your trumpet last night. Feck. Did you see Wyatt? Nah neither did I

by Bttapepz May 22, 2008

Trumpeting

To tweet angrily about politics, like Donald Trump.

Oh, hey look. The President is trumpeting again.

by Show Bobs December 6, 2017

Philadelphia Trumpet

A news magazine in Philadelphia that sounds like a dirty sex move.

My friend asked me if I bought the Philadelphia Trumpet, and I said "No way dude, I don't pay for sex!" He said, "No, it's that magazine in Philadelphia!"

by Big G Money July 21, 2009

Trumpet

An instrument for the fails. Not as bad as clarinet but not as spazztasticly awesome as the saxophone. Trumpets are either horrid or awesome. No in between. Always get melody and always screw it up

Trumpets are horrible. Do not play the trumpet

by BabyJazmine February 1, 2010

rusty trumpet

1:Involves a woman eating out a guy's ass while concurrently tugging him off.
2:A trumpet that has been exposed to too much salty water. Probably the salt included with semen.

"Dude, I like soo got the best rusty trumpet last night. Fuck sexual intercourse."

"My trumpet is getting rather rusty. Tug over this this 2 ohm resistor instead. "Oh! 2 ohms! FASTER! Ohhh..."

by Christostorous III October 10, 2006

trumpet

a term used to describe a person as a piece of shit instrument that losers play in early highschool because they THINK it's cool.. but in reality, it's the worst of all the band instruments. it has no class, and is always gross.

man that jeremy kid is such a goddamn trumpet

by tobcore August 18, 2008

busted trumpet

someone with big curly blond hair who enjoys dirty sanchezes and strawberry shortcakes. the name of this person is usually named thomas

wow! your a busted trumpet

by atl21 October 18, 2008