by DDeathlonger April 13, 2016
Get the turtle hug mug.When you have to take a shit so bad that you can feel it crowning, but the shit has not yet breached the anus barier...the stage just before Prarie Dogging.
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A dry, muffled fart that is so slow to offend the senses that the culprit of said turtle fart can maintain innocence under the most scrutinizing victims.
Had a company climate meeting today and I slipped such a gnarly turtle fart that the only person to smell it was the secretary cleaning up the room an hour after the meeting adjourned.
by Murf Turds January 1, 2018
Get the turtle fart mug.A Slipper Turtle is when a man is very bored with sex, and just wants to end it. The man will be looking for a way out, to end the sex and just get out of the situation. Keep in mind however, they must be performing anal sex with the girl. He will act as though he is close to a climax, and inside of ejaculation inside of her, he will urinate inside her anus. The phrase has to do with later in the day\evening when the female must perform a bowl movement. The urine will make the movement slippery, and the movement is referred to as a 'turtle'.
by Burn Down Horizon. October 4, 2009
Get the Slippery Turtle mug.An alternate name for The Mountain Pass position. A cunnilingus position in which a woman lays on her back and her partner lies or kneels between her parted thighs. Considered to be one of the most comfortable positions in which to perform cunnilingus.
Anna: Hey, what's your favorite position for when your guy is performing oral sex on you?
Joan: Oh, I like the Pink Turtle because it's so comfortable and I can direct him to where I want to be touched.
Joan: Oh, I like the Pink Turtle because it's so comfortable and I can direct him to where I want to be touched.
by Lesbo Love ^2 November 28, 2009
Get the Pink Turtle mug.A pancake turtle is an overly obese individual that is fluffy like a pancake, and shaped like a turtle.
by cherryviki5 December 4, 2010
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