Torpedouche

He is on the edge and if you say anything to him, he will have no choice but to fight you.

Torpedouche is a fart face

by Lucifer & Obama lick horses January 9, 2011

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torpedo

A guy that behaves like a total asshole on behalf of a friend that wants to improve his chances to pick up a girl. While the friend chit chats with the girl, the guy suddenly bust into the scene like a random stranger. He talks a lot of non-sense and harass the couple before he retreats; for a moment he literally "torpedo" the scene. After having faced a complete moron, the girl now improve her estimation of the friend.

Hey Ashley, can you be my torpedo tonight?

Sure bro, I'd be totally wild and crazy!

Man! Last night John was the best torpedo ever. I owe him a creampie.

by e-ladden April 28, 2011

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Torpedo

A mischevious Shweiny (Shih Tzu and Weiner dog) with a teddy bear face who is curious, steals small cosmetics, is known to eat packages of chewing gum and is as fast a bullet. Missing household items are frequently found in his hiding places. Prefers women with large breatst. Uses his manipulative charms to get pieces of chicken and cheese. Surgically removes the squeeker from his toys. Pet parents have now gone green and provide him with beer bottle caps and wine corks as toys.

"Where are my underwear? Torpedo!"

by Her Hotness October 17, 2013

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torch light

The act of putting a large quantity of Icy Hot or Bengay on the tip of your penis and then inserting your penis into the rectum of your same sex partner.

I'm going to make love to you by torch light tonight, brad.

by tuongot February 13, 2017

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