Toad

A person who is being an idiot or acting in a non-sensical way

This guy is so annoying! What a toad!

by Mellyjae March 18, 2019

toad bacon

When you are hit with a war hammer so hard that it turns you into the version of bacon most applicable to your race.

He was hit so hard by Drinian's war hammer that he was turned into toad bacon.

by boxseven April 3, 2019

Toad

A fish of abnormally large size.

You guys catch any toads today?

by How2fortnut July 1, 2019

Toad in the hole

A very funny term

Person1: toad in the hole!!
Person2:*wheezes*

by Nonstickpan May 12, 2019

Toad in the hole

A funny term and a food

Person 1: TOAD IN THE HOLE!!
Person 2: *dies of laughter*

by Nonstickpan May 12, 2019

Toad suck

When you suck the life force out of the classic children's book Frog and Toad, and it makes you more powerful than even Thanos himself

I will commit toad suck and become the all father of the entire universe

by Romoboi May 31, 2019

toads eat choads

A phrase used to call a person or group a cocksucker. Preceded by calling the person or group in question a toad.

Crystal: Wow, look at that sweater Sapphire's wearing!

Periwinkle: Yeah, it looks so trashy!

(Crystal and Periwinkle laugh)

Sapphire: Hey, people like you are toads. And toads eat choads!

by Blues and Dumbness September 13, 2019