Toadstool

A person that should be a subject of derision or mockery. Also, an inedible fungus.

Really, don't even try to make a comeback, you toadstool.

You have never, will never have sex with my mom. Don't be a toadstool.

Be careful about eating toadstools.

by drillvoice September 8, 2005

toasticles

Bits of toast crumb embedded in butter or margarine after it is returned to the refrigerator, left behind by careless use of a warm knife that has already made a pass along the surface of a piece of toast. (Entered US English as a Sniglet, c. 1984.)

George, an afficionado of fine butters, found the abundance of toasticles in the tub rather revolting.

by Toastey September 22, 2006

toaster leavin's

The scraps. As in: the leftover crumbs in the bottom of the toaster. may be applied to many physical properties... any poor remainder.

Billy was determined to get some bread, but all that was left was the toaster leavin's.

by Bennagels April 23, 2008

toasted

Being totally fucked from shmoking the weed.

Dude I've drilled like 10 hotties and I'm totally toasted.

I'm so toasted man that I'm sitting on the couch, wrapped in a blanket and dreamin about a glass of water.

by Darbs May 31, 2005

Spoilsbury Toast Boy

The Spoilsbury Toast Boy was a small child haunted by beetles. He lived with his grandmother until one fateful evening when she was murdered by an evil beetle. The beetles whispered in Toast Boy's ears and suggested he kill her and burn her nipples. When he went out to fetch her some Speckled Huckleberry Leaves, he returned to find her dead, her head burnt, slain by a monstrous beetle. The beetle continued to haunt the troubled child and add to his insanity, until 'good beetles' suggested they come to their apartment where they would 'fix' him with their Brain-Fixing Machine. The Toast Boy accepted, but on arriving, was brutally murdered by the beetles' machine. There could me a moral or hidden meaning to this story, but it is too deep for anyone to work out.

"Come here... grandmpa wants to give you a big kiss! ...real sploppy..."

by Belzedar Tunn June 4, 2005

Toad

A "Toad" is a human with "Toad Like" Qualities.

Toads are stern, greedy and will Fuck You Over anytime they can.

Also, some people look like Toads as their "Troll Like" Qualities overtake their Appearance as they Get Older.

"Reiner is one, nasty Toad. He sure has Fucked over a lot of people in his day."

by Simple Clara November 13, 2013

Toadload

n. defecation after anal play with reptilian/amphibious creatures. The sphincter, upon releasing internal pressure, blows out giving the impression of a flat tire. The sound has often been compared to a toad's croak.

1) Doctor: "Jim, it appears your sexual queerities have finally caught up to you; it appears you have blown a toadload."

Jim: "That's what that was! It does sound like a toad!"

2) As his eyes bulged out of his head there was a horrible ripping sound followed by a spurt of blood. The sound was such that he looked around expected to find himself next to a pond or stream. He glumly realized he had blown a toadload and that this meant he had, in fact, been raped the night before.

by The Great Ape Rape November 6, 2010