Ant tits

Slang for goose bumps; reflex erection of hairs of the skin in response to cold or emotional stress or skin irritation.

That song was fantastic - I've got ant tits all over!
The scary movie gave me ant tits

by KatanaDK December 3, 2011

squid tits

Saggy, flat jelly tits that often lie flat against the chest, resembling dead squid.

Jarvis was hittin' her from behind, but started laughing when he reached around and got a handful of clammy squid tits.

by CoonTastic July 21, 2014

tits

Something I was looking at earlier

man, i love hot tits

by MasterX October 20, 2004

triangle tits

pointy man-boobs; the kind one gets due to eating to many stuffed crepes at Ihop or munching on the leftover fried tidbits from a Long John Silver's fryer.

Joe: Whoa! What's that sticking out of John's shirt?

Kyle: Oh you mean the pointy man-boobs? Those are his triangle tits. They really compliment is square ass, don't they?

Joe: You know, you're right! Maybe he should wear a bra or something though.

by Emily Moo January 14, 2009

stealth tits

Female breasts that - when seen in the nude - are much larger than would have been surmized from observing them clothed.

When Ellen took off her blouse, I was amazed out how large her breasts were. I realized immediately that she had stealth tits, delightfully larger than I would have guessed by seeing her walk down the street.

by vonTrips August 21, 2009

tits on a cheetah

An expression of admiration for something/someone who is superb, excellent, of highest quility. The coolest. Can also be used to describe a situatuion.

On a blistering hot summer day, a cold beer in the shade is like tits on a cheetah.

by blueluna January 31, 2008

TITS

What straight guys and little girls both dream of getting.

Little girl to Santa Claus: I want Tits for Christmas.
Santa: You and me both.
Little Girl: But you've already got some.

by R. Hitchcock April 18, 2008