Virtual Thought

When someone likes all your posts on social media, and friend requests you on social media, but won't act on anything IRL.

Hit em with that virtual thought... "Like"

by PitchPlez May 14, 2015

Thottie thoughts

Deep abnormal thoughts. Usually thought of when high or buzzed. Can consist of sex, murder, love, etc.

Bruh if God created the heavens and the universe then who created God?

Bruh... You having some thottie thoughts nigga damn

by When I was. A young boy October 13, 2015

homework thoughts

Similar to shower thoughts, homework thoughts are random ideas that occur when put in a particular state of thinking via a certain condition. A bored student who's supposed to be doing his/her homework has these thoughts after at least 10 minutes of work and a lingering onset of boredom.

"I was doing my homework yesterday, and my foot went numb because I was sitting on it. Then, I realized that people with foot fetishes can do that and then pretend they're playing with someone else's feet!"

"Dude, that's a pretty awesome homework thought."

"Yeah man! Then, I went online to talk about it and procrastinate and realized I had to include the word being defined itself in the example sentences because Urban Dictionary is annoying. homework thoughts"

by JayBlack October 30, 2016

Golden thought shower

An outpouring of piss poor ideas, typically regarded as insightful, or “pure gold,” by the ill-informed source.

The company’s “direction” is determined by the latest golden thought shower from the VP of Sales - who happens to be the CEO’s entitled son.

by TheBoiler May 3, 2018

Past Thought

When something happens, whether it’s a good or bad thing , and you look back at how different the outcome could have been if something had happened differently. Whether the events that led up to the moment were small or big, you know that the outcome would have changed for better or worse if you or someone else had not done what they did at the time. This feeling usually occurs when one is at a high or low point in their lives and they wonder how they got there. Then they look back at all the small things that had happened before that, sometimes as brief as a few hours or as long as many years. Afterwards the feeling is followed by relief and happiness when they realize that their actions were for the best and were well timed for them to be where they are now. On the other hand, dread and regret follow if what they did landed them in a bad spot and they keep thinking how changing the smallest action would not have put them where they are.

Jeff had a moment of Past Thought when he realized that he wouldn't had landed his dream job had he not offered a cup of coffee to his friend when they first met.

by Apple3.14 January 26, 2018

rape thoughts

Wtf is wrong with you

I have constant rape thoughts.

Sir/Madam, you are under arrest

by Dave Rodneys February 20, 2018

frog thoughts

When you have a thought so odd that it makes you seem frogish

Last night, I had frog thoughts that the world will end soon

by Vest23 May 16, 2018