cheat text

When your cell phone is connected to your computer via a USB cable, and you are sending text messages with your keyboard, instead of typing them in on your cell phone.

LaFonda was sending me these long ass text messages at a rate of about 70 words a minute! Nobody can text that fast. I'll bet that slut was "cheat texting" me!

by Thomas O'Brian December 28, 2007

textbooks

Euphemism for recreational marijuana; used when you want to have a conversation about weed in front of any audience;

You: Hey man, wanna read some textbooks after class? I just bought 2 pages
Friend: Nice! Let's get all knowledged up

by bassiibear November 22, 2010

sex and text

When a man is having sex with his partner doggy style, he is texting his buddies telling them all about it while there partner is taking it from the back not knowing what is going on. This action can also be taken place in the mercenary position in which you are on the bottom and your partner lays vertically on top of you, and you hold your arms up with phone in hand and text.

Me: dude how detailed were those text last night while.
guy: i cant beleive you were actually able to pull off the sex and text.
Me: Well i am a legend.

by FaceBoyle June 27, 2010

booty text

Instead of the typical calling the friends with benefits for some ass, this makes it less personal and more straight to the point. Getting laid, some oral sex, or whatever else imaginable. . all at the ease of your cell phone and text messaging. Drunk booty texting is more common due to lost of inhibitions and the inability to speak coherently.

I want to have an all night sex session with CT, so i'll go and booty text him to see if he's game.

by leesha February 4, 2005

Textaholic

Someone Who Is Addicted To Texting And IMing

Cassidy;I was Textingg Lexie, Stephe, Shaun, Kyle, Andrew, And Christian...
Kaylee; Yerr Such a Textaholic

by y0urgirlsar33na March 31, 2009

Textaholic

Someone who is almost always on their phone. They are addicted and can't resist the urge to check their phone right away when the text alert goes off. Textaholics don't care about how rude they look while texting the whole time on a date/dinner/family gathering/hangout/middle of a conversation.

Jon: You look really nice today.
Stacy: Thank you! So how was your Biology class? *looking at phone/texting*
Jon: It was good. We actually had a quiz and um -feels awkward because he knows hes not being payed any attention- i uhh aced it.
Stacy: mhmm mhmm thats cool *texting*
-puts phone away-
Jon: how was your English class?
-phone rings-
Stacy: hold that thought. *texts* um what did you say?
Jon: Okay you're a textaholic and you need help.
*continues texting*

by pineapple87 September 2, 2010

text-hole

Anyone who behaves like an asshole by texting at inappropriate times.

If you text while in a movie - you're a text-hole. If you text while you're at a wedding or a funeral - you're a text-hole. If you text while driving - you're a dangerous text-hole. If you are driving a car with four of your friends as passengers and you are all texting other people then tomorrow's newspaper headline should read "Five Text-Holes Killed in Tragic Car Crash". The tragedy in this case being the damage to car.

by Johnny Heretic September 27, 2013