Wrong

Something incorrect or not correct, or maybe that question you got wrong on sex ed for Christians

Billy Boy: Why did I get this question wrong?
Pope: Because penises don't go inside of male anuses child.
Billy Boy: Oh lordy...

by Oofmania May 8, 2018

Wrong

I don't give a single fuck. Drop the gun and let me on the boat or I cut the kid's throat. +2 or -1

Hym "No one care about wrong when they're wrong..."

by Hym Iam March 6, 2025

Don’t Get Me Wrong

Don't get me wrong
If I'm looking kind of dazzled
I see neon lights
Whenever you walk by
Don't get me wrong
If you say hello and I take a ride
Upon a sea where the mystic moon
Is playing havoc with the tide
Don't get me wrong
Don't get me wrong
If I'm acting so distracted
I'm thinking about the fireworks
That go off when you smile

Don’t Get Me Wrong
If I split like light refracted
I'm only off to wander
Across a moonlit mile
Once in a while two people meet
Seemingly for no reason
They just pass on the street
Suddenly, thunder showers everywhere
Who can explain the thunder and rain
But there's something in the air
Don't get me wrong
If I come and go like fashion
I might be great tomorrow
But hopeless yesterday
Don't get me wrong
If I fall in the mode of fashion
It might be unbelievable
But let's not say so long
It might just be fantastic
Don't get me wrong

by Death Menace May 12, 2023

Taking the wrong fish by the hand

To make a poor choice or miscalculate when selecting someone or something important.

"He felt that he was ‘taking the wrong fish by the hand' when he hired the new employee, who turned out to be unreliable and not a good fit for the team."

by quacku November 15, 2024

Wrong

People can't be wrong, Emma. I bet you think I'm "illegal" too!

Hym "Oh shit! It happened to Rene Descartes! But, anyway, people can't be 'wrong,' Emma. I'm I illegal too? They can be 'wrong' but they can't be 'illegal.' Dummy."

by Hym Iam February 27, 2025

Wrong!

There is so much to unpack here and I'm tired so you'll have to wait untiiiiiiiillll... Like 4:30am cst?

Hym "Ok. The is a lot there pick at but I wasted all morning eating steak and playing Ps4. So! I'm going to take a nap, hang out with muh pal for a bit, and come back in the morning and, like the mighty content vulture that I am, I'm going to pick apart that new JeepJorp video, come back here, and regurgitate all of the things I found wrong! with it into your little baby vulture faces. (That was a big sentence I know and not grammatically correct at all but I did it on purpose because doing things ironically justifies everything and anything) I have some thoughts about the conflation between 'black culture' and 'pre-selection' or 'social proof' (as they call it). I'm going to deconstruct the concept of being 'a plausible mate.' And then I have one about how all of their solutions are so amorphous and open ended that they are impossible to implement. And finally, I have something for quote-unquote 'model minorities' and 'asian cultures as a model for emulation.' It's going to be good. It's going to be cool. But I'm sleepy. I also have a ton of backlog to clear and I might try to offload some of that onto you guys."

by Hym Iam April 20, 2023

Wrong antique squirrel

A phrase to say when someone says a phrase wrong; A phrase to say when someone says a phrase in the wrong context.

"That was the wrong antique squirrel!"

by Skully X_X June 12, 2018