carpet mouth

That feeling of a dirty mouth that you have when you wake up from a night in which your mouth was open while you slept, causing it to be dry. It feels like something fuzzy has crawled into your mouth and teeth.

I woke up with carpet mouth.

by myusikah April 18, 2010

Pussy Mouth

Whining to the point of utter annoyance.

Carrie: Oh boo hoo! There is not enough sugar on the rim of my lemon drop shot!

Scott: Shut your pussy mouth, Carrie, and stop complaining about your rim!

by LinShady October 26, 2014

Puppet-Mouth

Vertical lines from the corner of the mouth that descend to the chin, forming jowls and making the mouth resemble that of a ventriloquist's puppet. Primarily found on low-wage earning, fifty-plus office hags who seldom smile.

Did ya check out that temp they stuck up front when you came in?

Where do they get these hags? She looks like Charlie McCarthy.

Total puppet-mouth, dude. I bet she has lever inside the back of her shirt.

by crank-slapper October 20, 2009

Monkey Mouth

Someone talkin on n on bout shit they have no idea about
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Stuttering mumbling

Goofy: aye foo... I like cant even... man Im like bro... you my homie... bro I like remember... remember that time when?...

Me*Internally*: IF YOU DONT SHUT YO MONKEY MOUTHING ASS THE FUCK UP!

by Munki King November 24, 2020

Junk Mouth

A term used in reference to that asshole Alan spitting lies. Like pure junk pouring from his mouth.

Alan: Yo I got that hotty last night to come back with me.

You: No you didn't, junk mouth.

by Jack_of_wades March 19, 2016

mouth watering

tempting, desirable

The piece of chocolate cake in the display case was mouth watering.

by Locksofcoal November 4, 2017

pumpkin mouth

(noun) Refers to a person's mouth, which when opened to speak or smile appears as a gaping black hole devoid of teeth,
such as the mouth on a carved pumpkin at Hallowe'en. Alternatively, a smile with only one or two little peg teeth in the foreground of a gaping black hole can also be considered a pumpkin mouth.

Kyra Sedgewick (from "The Closer") has a pumpkin mouth.

by Kia Pelleraki June 28, 2008