Hands free orgasm

Awaking while having an orgasm to find your hands no where near your genitals.
Mike: It's the middle of the night, Carrie, what's going on?

Carrie: Wow! I guess my hands free orgasm woke us both up.
by LinShady October 26, 2014
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Pussy Mouth

Carrie: Oh boo hoo! There is not enough sugar on the rim of my lemon drop shot!

Scott: Shut your pussy mouth, Carrie, and stop complaining about your rim!
by LinShady October 26, 2014
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