Pocket Cow

Is a self defense technique that involves carrying a pocket sized cow in case of attack. When attacked you whip it out and throw it at the assailant. Because no one has a prepared defense for such a random attack it has the effect of stunning an assailant who is left for some time processing "hey, did that guy just throw a cow at me?" This allows you plenty of time to escape as the assailant tries to dislodge the now expanded to full size cow. A variant of the Pocket Cow is the Dancing Pocket Cow which also inflicts steady small damage from the four hooves until the cow is dislodged. Creation credit: RPGIlluminati

Oh no, he has a gun; deploy pocket cow!

Wait, what , did that guy just throw a cow at me?... (followed by spamming the space bar or tapping the screen for some time to get the cow off) Where did he go?

by PapaIlluminati June 24, 2023

Cow palace

Multi use arena located in Daly City CA

Host to sporting events livestock shows live. Concerts and the like

Cow palace is a place I've seen from the outside but have never been inside.

by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021

Cow juice

when you milk a cow

yummy cow juice

by moxxis left January 22, 2020

Cow Senpai

a bootiful being

you see cow senpai?
yes , i hope he notices me

by TuanologyX February 1, 2019

fart cow

An asshole of immense proportions; someone who posts paranoid, offtopic and psychotic comments on blogs throughout the internet; ie, Dean Berry, Real American.

Dean Berry, Real American is a fart cow.

by C Mathers July 26, 2008

Cowed-out

Area of wilderness in which cows have been allowed to graze and wallow, to the detriment of the environment. In everyday use, refers to an area that has been over-used, with disastrous results.

The conference room looks totally cowed-out, thanks to Frank's mass-email about the free cake.

by twistiedoodle November 23, 2010

Sly Cow

It is a British term. It can be used as a player but is Normally used as a name for a man trying or making the first move such as, holding hands, a hug, or, a kiss

Wow he tried to hold your hand that means hes a sly cow.

by Jenna Axe November 2, 2016