tember

1. a medical condition where you have one lung
2. a misspelling of "temper" by james

Don't smoke if you have tember!

by Susan April 24, 2005

Teabag

The inconsiderate act of not properly flushing a turd down the toilet. Overnight it forms a hazy, brown, tea-like force field around it as it stagnantly floats.

Chris, you might try to flush twice. You left another teabag in the toilet and my mom found it this time.

by HandsHarris April 13, 2009

teeball

A sex position that involves three homosexual males where a fun, kiddy recreation sport is recreated for orgasmic pleasure.

Male A lies on the floor with a hard-on (the tee)

Male B crouches over Male A, gently resting his balls on the tip of Male A's penis (the ball)

Male C kneels down next to Males A and B and proceeds to swing his penis in order to make contact with Male B's balls. (the bat)

Jim meets his homosexual friends for coffee at Starbucks.

Jim says, "Hey fellas, I'm feeling particularly horny tonight. Let's play teeball."

by raccoonkinggallet February 28, 2010

automotive teabag

when a driver of a vehicle, usually small car, rear ends a large truck with truck nuts, hanging off the hitch. The end results are the truck nuts on top of the smaller cars hood, and said truck nuts being drug across the hood, when the smaller car is removed from the acciddent.

Did you see Dan run his car into the back of Jeffs truck?

Yeah. his truck nuts are sitting on top of his hood.
Wait til they tow Dans car out, hell have an automotive teabag.

by bassbear29 September 3, 2011

irish teabag

The act of having intercourse with your partner and when about to ejaculate, you pull out, dip your testicles completely into her vagina to keep your testicles warm while proceeding to ejaculate onto their torso and face.

I gave Shiela a good ole irish teabag last night, shot right up her nose.

The irish teabag.

by Wrenchdawg26 April 19, 2018

teabag

In volleyball where an opposing player hits the ball with great force onto your side and then bounce up to hit your nuts.

Oh! You just got teabagged.

by larknester July 3, 2005

teabag

in english accent
1. the sucking of one's balls in one's sleep or in total consciousness
2. a method of english torture done to both genders at camp

cait: hey guys dara's coming over to bake cookies
brittany: SLUT!! why didn't you invite me? IM GONNA FUCKING TEABAG YOU !!!

justin: GIMME YO ROLL BITCH
dara: CUNTHEAD IMMA TEABAG YOU!

by dar&&cait December 28, 2005