Rusty Teapot

Blowin' a fat load in her shitter

It's been so long since I've been laid so I had to give her the Rusty Teapot!

by Wes Kelsey February 22, 2006

tampon

someone who is up themselves (where do you put a tampon?)

overheard taxi driver on radio "just dropping a couple of tampons at the airport"

by mouseyhousey December 13, 2009

teapot

word used to for anorexia as coined by some patients in psychiatric hospitals.

she's diagnoised with teapot.

by i'm a little teapot January 13, 2011

Trashy Tampa Tampon

A whore that works Nebraska Ave. Will do whatever you ask of her for whatever money you have on you.

Last night I went and picked up a Trashy Tampa Tampon. I broke her nose with my dick for 10 bucks.

by Mr-Mac_Daddy October 28, 2008

temporary girlfriend

A non committed female usually a friend that will have hot freaky sex with you but does not want anyone to know about it and has no intention of entering into a committed relationship with you.

"Dude, I hooked up with my temporary girlfriend last night and we had some bad ass sex."

by Temp GF December 4, 2017

Teapot cock

A term that originates from the song "I'm a Little Teapot," describing a short and stout penis. It may also be used to describe the owner of such a penis.

Look at Eddie's teapot cock!

by SDM56 March 30, 2009

Tampon

Honda Civic, Dodge Neon SRT-4, Honda Accord and various other ricer cars. Usually have large wings, decals, NAWZZZ, and body kits. Usually very slow and sound like weedeaters
Called Tampons because every pussy has one.

Hot chick: Do you drive a Honda Civic?
Ricer dude: Yeah how'd you know?
Hot chick: Because Civic's are like tampons, every pussy has one.
Ricer dude: I'm telling my mommy you said a bad word and hurt my feelings.

by rice-is-food February 6, 2007