Telepimping

To use a telephone to contact numerous women in a short period of time, more specifically with text messages.

I just got an iPhone, this will take my telepimping game to the next level!

Coined by Tom Breinig

by spider128 April 13, 2009

telefizzle

refers to television, as spoken by snoop dogg

everyone should watch snoop's new show, Doggy Fizzle Telefizzle

by snoop September 6, 2003

telefroth

The act of spewing political invective, orders, and incoherency at one's followers through a television or radio. So named from the Movies in Fifteen Minutes community on LiveJournal which made fun of the character High Chancellor Sutler in the film "V for Vendetta." See also telespittle.

This diary is so important that Finch has the pleasure of Sutler’s telefroth all to himself.

by Spiraling April 26, 2006

telepiphany

A profound realization arrived at while waiting on telephone-hold, usually related to the development of patience during trying situations.

Waiting on a phone tree, I was subjected to a tinny, crackling version of Pachelbel's Canon - and I had a Telepiphany: "Lessons come in many forms, Grasshopper. This ancient music bears the patina of time - be patient with your ISP, for they will truncate it horribly and reward your patience with tech support."

by Aldeberon Defosikifornia November 20, 2007

telesnacker

Someone who insists on eating while on the phone, chewing loudly in your ear.

Man Scott was totally telesnacking when he called me this morning.

Man Nick is a total telesnacker you should of heard him chewing my ear off today.

by Wes Stone March 10, 2008

Teleplegic

(noun)A person who owns a cell phone but never brings it with them when they leave the house, which defeats the purpose of them having a cell phone entirely.

Ryan: Yo, call up Katie!
Dan: No point. She's a total Teleplegic, there's no way she has her phone.


Jon: Hey do you think I should call Carl and see what he's up to?
Jennie: Yeah, if you want to hear his voice mail. That guy's a total Teleplegic.

by DanMojolese April 3, 2009

Telephonic relief

To achieve orgasm through phone sex

Amy was suddenly alarmed that her telephonic relief may have awakened her parents down the hall.

by Felicity Church June 5, 2009