Fuck Tarkowski

What say hail in surprise.
Synonym for'Holy Fuck'.

"Fuck Tarkowski! What in the world was that defending from Joe Gomez?"

by moreworkhahaha April 13, 2021

mr tasker

An awesome US history teacher that pulls hella girls and and plays soccer

Your such a mr tasker

by anonymous October 18, 2021

Dad Task

A task only a father can do the right way.

Tasks might include: packing the car, cutting the lawn, loading the dishwasher, etc...

"Dave is such a cool guy and a great father. I'm sure he would beat me at any Dad Task known to man."

by MacGyver McGoo September 2, 2021

Anna Tasker

the small brown haired girl in my drama class that makes me giggle

Isabella: YO Who IS THAT!???

Rio: GIRL THATS ANNA TASKER BRUH, I HEARD SHES IN THE MAFIA OR SUM SHIT

by annataskerlover January 20, 2022

Wikaphase Task Force

idk fr lol

lil peep said “wikaphase task force” and i was lost for words

by fuckoffrip January 27, 2022

Shane Tarkov Moment

When Shane misses 2 mags on a scav and fucking dies

Shane Just Had a Shane Tarkov Moment

L

by ASjnijanfjisnjgimaina August 11, 2022

Stephen Takowsky

The portent winds blew with fury over the brackish waters, an ignis fatuus hovering over the horizon, a symbol of something to come. The gales thundered through the swamps, an electricity in the air. An ominous howl began to sound as shapes took form in the hollow. Darkness bled onto the surface of the scape, as the winds continued to ravage the land. Suddenly, a mysterious chant began and hooded figures appeared, lurking in the shadows, manifestations of some nightmare that could not be escaped from. The chant began to build. The trees were ripped from their roots and sent flying. The waters whipped up into towering waves. The catastrophe increased and increased, and the intensity built and built until it all became too much for the world to bear! With a flash, everything dissapeared, leaving but a smoky crater in the center of what was once a luscious place full of life. A figure emerged. A figure named Stephen Takowsky. MGT was born.

God bless Stephen Takowsky

by warrobotsalt March 17, 2023