coffee table rules

When your buddy is impatient and doesn't want to "wait his turn" on the salty wench. You share your wench but strictly "no homo" style. Coffee table rule is defined as the rule of "you stay on your side of the coffee table (the coffee table being the females back as she is on all fours) and I'll stay on my side". The females back can also be USED as a table to set your beer or other beverage of choice on, assuming all parties are in sync and things don't get too wild.

"Sheridan, this may take longer than I had expected, you can jump in on the other end but coffee table rules bro."

by Bdiddy1 June 13, 2014

Set the table

When one meets an Eastside girl and engages in sexual congress with her on a strangers dining room table.

Example 1

"Damn man! I met this girl at Madison's and set the table with her ass!"

Example 2

"Look at her! She's definitely a table setter!"

by the koney killa February 23, 2010

glass coffee table

A metaphor for the larger thing being destroyed in an attempt to eliminate a much smaller thing.

The conservative justices might have noted that 'voting fraud', which several states claim they are trying to prevent, is essentially nonexistent. As one federal judge put it, such laws are akin to using “a sledgehammer to hit an imaginary fly on a glass coffee table.”

by Monkey's Dad July 2, 2021

Sit at the Head of The Round Table

1. a. To assume an exclusive role of leadership in an environment of ostensible equality or diversity. b. To make one's voice or opinion the only option.

2. To carry such a commanding presence due to an overbearing personality or charisma that inevitably overshadows that of anyone else, even those of greater importance.

1. You have made it clear that in this plenum you sit at the head of the round table.
2. A man of great stature whose very entrance to a room cast an air of authority and a demand for respect and awe, beaming in charisma and exuding confidence, it is clear that he takes his seat at the head of the round table.

by Mahus March 8, 2012

coffee table

A coffee table is the same as taint

Emily says "What do you call the space between the dick and the asshole"?
Bob replied "A coffee table"
(see Weeds on Showtime for futher explanation)

by Bob Paul December 28, 2005

tablefucked

In military basic training, when someone who sat down after you gets up before you, causing you drill sergeant/drill instructor/training instructor to yell at you to get out of the chow hall.

I couldn't eat at breakfast this morning because I got tablefucked by a first-weeker.

by ViviWannabe December 5, 2009

Under The Table Beef Stick

When you get oral sex under a table in a chinese resturant.

Hey honey when we go to the chinese place can I have an under the table beef stick?

by Operation Asian Invansion July 8, 2009