Truck off

A funny way of saying f**k off without swearing.

Guy 1: Hello mothertrucker!

Guy 2: Truck off!

by Matthew678 May 8, 2019

Space Truck

Being completely biased against people

aw shit, he just space trucked jones!

by anarchy morty June 8, 2019

Tow Truck

Someone that has connections or can get things done.

Someone on the inside

Robert is my tow truck, he hooked me up with floor seats to the Piston game last week

by Breaking dancing on cardboard June 10, 2019

The Vac truck

THE VAC TRUCK
3 nude males release bodily fluids into a large mixing bowl. The first person defecates, the second urinates and the third ejaculates. Now here is the fun part! To decide who vacuums the up the waste three players get nude and whoever has the shortest penis is the loser and must suck up the contents of the mixing bowl using a short length of rubber hose. Engine noises are a must whilst performing this most degrading act.

Jason: Hey Ken and Brendon i have a brand new mixing bowl, would you two like to perform the vac truck?

Ken: ok, why not?

Brendon: as long as it doesn't involve dick measuring comp....

by Frank Fontain June 12, 2019

Green Truck

A vehicle that is good enough to be a lot of fun but cheap enough to not give a shit what happens to it

Let me get the green truck to do a burn out through the bonfire

by Zealousvoyager October 14, 2019

Truck Muffling

To slyly spread ones cheeks during sex such as not to audibly alert ones partner of atmospheric assault.

I was Truck Muffling real fuckin hard last night so that Susie would gag on my cock and not kick me out of bed.

by GrundleStiltskin69 January 6, 2020

Truck guy

A person that likes trucks a little too much and doesn't need multiples of them, but buys them anyway. Usually drinks a lot of beer and is refered to as "rednecks".

Yep thats that truck guy, laying in the corner passed out.

by Iliketruck November 29, 2020