Space Truck

Being completely biased against people

aw shit, he just space trucked jones!

by anarchy morty June 8, 2019

Tow Truck

Someone that has connections or can get things done.

Someone on the inside

Robert is my tow truck, he hooked me up with floor seats to the Piston game last week

by Breaking dancing on cardboard June 10, 2019

The Vac truck

THE VAC TRUCK
3 nude males release bodily fluids into a large mixing bowl. The first person defecates, the second urinates and the third ejaculates. Now here is the fun part! To decide who vacuums the up the waste three players get nude and whoever has the shortest penis is the loser and must suck up the contents of the mixing bowl using a short length of rubber hose. Engine noises are a must whilst performing this most degrading act.

Jason: Hey Ken and Brendon i have a brand new mixing bowl, would you two like to perform the vac truck?

Ken: ok, why not?

Brendon: as long as it doesn't involve dick measuring comp....

by Frank Fontain June 12, 2019

Truck Stuck

When you're just about to pull out into traffic but then see a BIG AZZ log truck and cant seem to push the gas pedal. Even though its still probably a 1/4 of a Mile away.

I was SUPER late for work this morning and would have had a good place at the front of the line but I got Truck Stuck 😬😬

by Bigmike8045 June 21, 2019

Green Truck

A vehicle that is good enough to be a lot of fun but cheap enough to not give a shit what happens to it

Let me get the green truck to do a burn out through the bonfire

by Zealousvoyager October 14, 2019

Truck Mafia

A collection of faggots who think liking trucks, lady dippers, rebel flags, and cowboy buttsex are all qualities to make them "country"

Bro, join the truck mafia, we have stickers! YEE YEE dip Skoal where my lady dippers at?

by sneakerhead03 June 7, 2016

trash truck

noun; a person of either gender that is a complete waste of space, does everything half assed, would screw over family members or best friends, doesn't care about their own children. Basically a piece of shit!

That trash truck T-Bone snitched on his own brother after his brother found out he fucked his old lady at his sons birthday party in the kids pool.

by ZOMBIESTOMPER76 April 30, 2016