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Weekend at Bernie’s

Agressive Sex

(coined by famous drag queen: Trixie Mattel)
Person 1: “me and my boyfriend have gotten so close in our relationship that we know if I ever pass out he can Weekend at Bernie’s me and its totally fine”

Person: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru”
by roach.baddie November 5, 2023
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remedial weekends

Going out on your days off to enjoy your life instead of just getting spiritually crushed by your 9~5 dead end job.
I'm really only alive during my remedial weekends.
by syddana June 4, 2016
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National Cheat Weekend

if you have a gf/bf or if your talking to sumbody fuk them cause it’s national cheat weekend. it’s always before christmas. it’s like a early christmas gift.

always the weekend before christmas!
girl: so you cheated with me
boy: babyyyyy... ITS NATIONAL CHEAT WEEKEND!!!!
girl: oh it’s ok baby i cheated too
by 10/10wouldhighlyrecommend December 16, 2020
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weekend-leauge

If you play a full weekend league in Fifa you are a virgin and not able to get any friends
virgin is the new weekend-leauge
by CristierRonaldo June 24, 2022
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Weekend Warrior

Weekend Warrior is a Swiss groove-metal band, which has come to moderate success in region of Aarau in recent years. The band was founded in 2012 and consists of 5 school friends. Their trademarks are their energetic live performances and their strong technical abilities (in comparison to other young local bands).
"Yo, dude, did you see Weekend Warrior last Saturday? They were totally brutal, man!"
"The guy who is passed out under the bar is Weekend Warrior's bassist."
by Stahlhart in die Fresse February 23, 2017
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delete weekend

the weekend, usualy once a month, that you spend deleting everything that you dont want on your phone, usualy the aftermath of a download week
guy 1: dude, im in for one hell of a delete weekend.
guy 2: good download week?
guy 1: yeah but now i have so many cat videos i need to get off my phone.
by bladewind April 17, 2013
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weekend reporter

1.) The lone reporter in the ghost town of a newsroom after the five-day reporters head out to live normal lives. This reporter is responsible for anything that happens on Saturday and Sunday. Most of the time this means sending the reporter to a stupid event usually involving cute animals and children. This likelihood heightens during the summer months when festivals are rampant.

2.) Someone who has no life and has self image and self esteem problems. Probably has never touched a girl in their entire life.

3.) A sad, sad excuse for a person and a reporter.
4.) Awesome.
Reporter 1: Hey man, I'm going do something awesome this weekend. Do you wanna come with?

Weekend Reporter: I can't, if I don't come in the bunnies won't make page 5.
by reporter September 30, 2012
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