swifting

When someone steals your spotlight. Derived from Taylor Swift being "swifted" by Kanye West.

Everyone hates Kanye for swifting that innocent little girl like that.

by wearenightowls.com September 15, 2009

Shitting Skittles

The result of having sunshine blown up your ass

Ted: Man all Rick does is blow rainbows up Daniel's ass.

John: Yeah he's Shitting Skittles non-stop

by wpcustoms July 2, 2010

Swifting

A mild form of torture, carried out by a game of hiding pictures of Taylor Swift in odd places to be discovered at a later time by family, roommates or the Orkin man. Such hiding and finding is homage to the ubiquitous nature of Ms Swift on the cover of every magazine, all over memes, as well internet news stories. Hiding places can include, but are not limited (to anything); Under the toilet lid, inside medicine/ kitchen or shop cabinets, inside foodstuff containers, re-rolled in paper towels, tin foil, gift wrapping. Swiftings do take on an electronic form in the embedding of a random picture of Taylor Swift , or a recording of one of her songs, in emails, tweets or Facebook postings. The art of Swifting began in Madison Wisconsin (Willy St area) in 2013, and has now spread through social media ( e.g. 'I Was Swifted' on Facebook) to the states of Massachusetts, Oregon and Washington. Random Swiftings have occurred from Louisiana and California

"When I opened the carton of Eggs, I was totally Swifted!" "Every time I turn around, I am getting Swifted! Two Emails, one picture stuffed in the book I was reading, and a "self Swift" as soon as I got in the car, 'cause I was flipping stations and and caught "trouble when you walked in"... ear-wormed myself for the whole day..." " We should hear screeching as soon as Bob and Betty go to bed, I put like a dozen Swiftings in their bed, pillowcases and taped four to the ceiling!" Not to be confused with Taylor Swifted

by Furthur Rider January 29, 2014

spitting python

The spitting python is a non-aggressive reptile with worldwide distribution. I prefers warm, dark environments, and is known to explore wet burrows when excited. While non-venomous, it is known for it's milky white spit that it can produce when handled in the way it prefers. It comes in a range of sizes and colours, and is generally friendly.

Hey baby, do you wanna handle my spitting python?

by Dr Humpalumpa March 16, 2016

slitting wrists

What I got introduce for doing in the school bathroom.

slitting wrists: He was slitting his wrists because he hates himself, and his life and everyone in it.

by I AM A SATURN BOY December 12, 2019

Sitting

A sexual interaction whereby a human's butt is on another's face.

Did you enjoy that sitting last night?

by Sentry2703 November 18, 2020

dog shitting titi smacker

A man that knows nothing in the world that has a definition but sex.

Person A: "What the hell does army mean?"
Person B: "Man i think you are a dog shitting titi smacker!"

by the tree dog July 12, 2009