shotgun surprise

the act of slapping ones girlfirend or lover to wake them up and then blowing your load in their face.

derrick thought it would be funny if he woke his girlfriend up with a shotgun surprise, but the joke was on him because now he's single

by shocktrooper December 9, 2010

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Surprise Dick

A person who at first seems very nice, but at a later time reveals that they are in fact a total dick.

Me: Mr. Johnson, will you please accept this paper? I only couldn't turn it in because my mom was in the hospital dying of cancer. You seem like a reasonable enough guy.

Mr. Johnson: SURPRISE! I'M A DICK!!!!

Me: Damn what a surprise dick

by NICKBERT August 15, 2010

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Diaper Surprise

The chunks of not quite absorbed cocoa mix at the bottom of the glass. Seen after completion of beverage.

I finished my hot chocolate, and of course, looked in and saw the diaper surprise!

by .Bruk November 15, 2009

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Surprise Fat

When a girl appears to be fit, or thin with a shirt on, but once naked, is surprisingly fat.

Zak-"i saw rachael at the pool today"

Alex-"nice"

Zak-"not really, she's surprise fat."

by Heyapple! July 2, 2010

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chipmunk surprise

after giving a guy a blowjob, the blower holds the cum in his/her puffed out cheeks, and slaps his/her cheeks to shoot a mouthful of cum in his face. (aim for the eyes!)

not to be confused with a super chipmunk surprise, where the blower holds the cum in his mouth to shoot at an unsuspecting individual.

my hugs called out his ex-girlfriends name as i was sucking his dick, so gave that asshole a chipmunk surprise.

by candiru July 28, 2007

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