Hiroshima Surprise

When performing a sexual act involving defecation, said defecator experiences extreme diarrhea resulting in an explosive surprise for the fecal recipient.

Bruce: Hey Lance, wanna try a glass bottom boat?!
Lance: No brah, last time we did that you gave me a Hiroshima surprise...

by ryo101 July 27, 2009

Salty surprise

When your at a restaurant you ask for a salty surprise and the cook soon cums in your mouth

Can I have a salty surprise

by MC spunky January 1, 2019

Surprised

That feeling you rarely get after the first time you actually enjoyed someone's company on a nice first night....

Like wow he's not an asshole who is trying to fk me. Surprised...

by A beautiful disaster July 15, 2013

Shiva Surprise

The unpleasant surprise that arises from trying to go down on a female from the Indian subcontinent only to find a tangled forest of hair reminiscent of the Punjab jungle.

Shiva surprise striked again last night. she must have thought i was trying to pickpocket her, the way i put my hands down her pants and took that shit right back out.

by punjabi mc 24 May 8, 2008

Strawberry Surprise

The surprise when you look in the mirror after the act of going down on a woman in the dark whilst she is unaware she is menstruating.

Dude, what happened to your face?". "Strawberry surprise man........

by Madmen1149 July 26, 2010

Surprise Rimmer

To give someone a rim job without them being aware. Also can be considered sexual abuse depending where you are from

Joe: Has anyone seen ethan?

Ethan: Surprise rimmer! "Slurp"

by Foureyes__ December 14, 2009

Surprise Squid

1. The action of one unexpectedly ejaculating after being very surprised.

2. When a person has an unexpected orgasm after being surprised by something or someone.

That was so startling, you made me have a Surprise Squid!

by The Checkered Peach May 21, 2011