The Stretch

A somewhat difficult sexual position that is pleasing for both partners. The girl (or guy, in a gay couple) lays on her back and folds her body in such a way that her feet are placed behind her head. For additional fun, she could also have her hands bound behind her back. Then, the guy penetrates either or both of her holes from the front.

My girlfriend is so flexible that she can do The Stretch when we fuck, it's amazing!

by MaxxysSammich March 18, 2011

stitch

a stupid bitch;

a female who is smart in school but doesnt have common sense

the stitch passed every class but couldnt walk without telling her self left right left right

by swelltel November 13, 2011

Stitch

a word Varun made up on the spot because he doesn't know english

"I have a stitch in my side!" "You mean a cramp?" "No, a stitch"

by CollegeIntellect March 16, 2018

STRETCH IT!

When you are having a philosophical conversation with someone and they are not able to think outside the box...you'd like to encourage them to think about it.

#1: "....Well, and what do you think?"
#2 Big pause
#2 Hmmmm...I don't know...l...
#1 C'mon, STRETCH IT!

by Daintylu March 10, 2010

Stretch the Asshole

The act of stretching the opening of a balloon over the end of an N2O cracker.

Dude help me stretch the asshole over this!

by Lolman225 October 15, 2011

Stitching

The act of simultaneously alternating between / (forward slash), \ (back slash) in a back & forth sewing-like fashion. Usually done just for fun.

\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
“Hey look, I’m stitching!”

by A.G. Zhark May 10, 2022

stitchhead

1. An extremely ugly person with a very large forehead, buckteeth, grayish blond hair, and no personality.
2. A dingleberry.
3. A person who took a major fall, cracked their head open, got stitches in their head, and now drools uncontrollably.

1. That stitchhead is such a loser!

by Meredith Libbey January 3, 2009