Loss of status

When someone does something unrespectable and loses status points as a result

person 1: "yo you heard dre made out with loni at the new years party"
person 2: "loss of status: Confirmed"

by abcdefgadsjfalsjdfl January 1, 2009

Dead Status

When someone that you do not like, either likes or comments on your Facebook status. Them being the loner, has made your status a dead status. No one will comment on it anymore other than that person again.

____________ : Just got head from my smoking hot girlfriend. My life is complete :D

^ 8 people like this

Fag Bag: Wow dude, you have a penis? Couldn’t tell. Lol! XD

(For the most part, the comment they have to say displays them as mentally handicapped. Notice how the person above, Fag Bag, acknowledges that the status that someone posted as a dude, then later says that they have no penis, contradicting the entire existence of the comment; making whoever commenting an annoying fuck.)

Congratulations your status is now dead and your girlfriend won’t go down on your cock anymore. (Fuck this Dead Status!)

by jomama217 January 5, 2011

secret agent status

when a girl is at a party and she is scoutin for the best lookin guy in da club

dat dudes so fine ima about to be on my secret agent status

by yetty b April 19, 2008

Social Network Status Tease

The Social Network Status Tease (SNST) is a ditzy bitch who can do no more than post “cute” little sexual comments and jokes on their MySpace and/or Facebook page, with the hopes that they will get a long thread of “cute” little sexual responses from guys (most likely Shirtless Profile Asshole, Mustang Asshole, or Crotch Rocket Asshole).

SNST’s only creativity in life is the ability to use common, everyday terms in some kind of sexual reference. SNST also LOVES to post pics which emphasize their boobs. Their face may be a wreck, but their cans have GOT to be the attention of the photo. SNST will post from their home, school, work, the store, or anywhere else in order to satisfy their piss-poor self-esteem.

Nobody with any moral character at all wants to see the posts from SNST. They are predictable and oh-so-common. SNST often announces the bar at which they are going that evening, with the hopes that local male assholes will also go to that same bar. This makes for an entire evening of free drinks, and ego-boosting flirting for SNST.

Social Network Status Tease won't have very many ways to attract attention when time takes its toll on their face and body. Luckily, loser "social network guy" doesn't care that the face in SNST's profile doesn't really match the face in person. For the time being, however...its free drinks and filrting fo SNST !!!!

by mad genius December 8, 2010

phil status

a state of drunkenness far past belligerence, but not yet passed out. Usually demonstrated by violence, and/or yelling.

"I was really wasted last night, but no where NEAR phil status."

by Dante White January 9, 2009

chillzin status

to be chilling, plan on hanging out

Last night I was on that chillzin status with the boys

by BmasterBrett December 22, 2007

Repeating Status Syndrome

A severe illness which involves a person's myspace or facebook status to be sent repeatedly, resulting in a lengthy vertical line of the same status. This syndrome can be deadly...if you experience any of the symptoms associated with it, please see a specialist at www.myspace.com or www.facebook.com

Setting a status as:

"I'm baking a cake!"

A healthy Myspace or Facebook account would appear like this:

"I'm baking a cake!"

However, with the symptoms of Repeating Status Syndrome, it would appear like so:

"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"
"I'm baking a cake!"


etc...

by tilly has rss, February 1, 2009