stationary products

Pens/pencils/erasers, notebooks, rulers, compasses, etc --- writing/drawing accessories that heartless grownups make poor little kiddies miserably sit in one place and use instead of letting them go outside to play.

What a farce --- all these self-righteous adults whining about modern-day children's preferring to watch TV and use their computers/cell-phones instead of doing outdoor activities, and yet when those very same youngsters **specifically ask to go outside**, those same snooty grownups heartlessly shake their heads and say, "No, you hafta stay here and finish your lessons!" Plus they balk at buying the youngsters nice outdoor-0activities equipment like skateboards or basketball-hoops, yet they always seem to manage the cash for stationary products to use in their boring schoolwork! It's just a big conspiracy to keep children "quiet and manageable"!

by QuacksO June 12, 2018

station patrol

When you walk up and down the station uncomfortable bacause your bus/train takes to long to arrive.

fuck this train is slow, better start a station patrol!

by YOURaverageBOI October 12, 2018

Stationery

Paper-thin rubber.

"I'll pick up the stationery; you get the wine."

by StarvingWolfman March 20, 2019

Station Wagon

A station wagon is somebody who is unique in character and is a level above an "Absolute unit"

Wow Abbie you are such a unit I would consider you a station wagon

by GTO_Mexico February 25, 2020

Station 9

Station Nine is known as the best fire station in the world. We are the best because we know that we will never be perfect, therefore we train, always.

Hey what were your top 3 station picks out of rookie school? Easy, Station 9A, 9B and 9C.

by Axeman51 May 22, 2020

Stationary Road Head

When your lady shows up to work on your lunch break to suck you off in the car on the company parking lot

Man, my girl showed up at work yesterday out of the blue to give me some stationary road head on lunch. She is definitely a keeper

by 1machinist November 17, 2020

Stationized

1) Something that can move but is also not moving at the same time.

2) something or someone that wants to move but cannot.

1. Daravius prefers running on the treadmill because it’s stationized.

2) “Yea them folks had me locked up and stationized for the weekend, but I was out Monday tho!!”

by MartinLutherBling October 15, 2021