vb. n.
to squeak.
1. vb. to copulate in a not so vulgar manner, esp. with someone you don't know. eg. Hey, why don't we squeak?
2. vb. to flirt sexually or be seen to "pet heavy" on another in public so that it seems the two of you might copulate then, or sometime in the near future. eg. Holy shit, look, david and susan are getting a little squeaky over there.
eg. Let's get squeaky, Marsha.
3. n. one's referenced chance to get laid or incident of having been laid in the past. also, this can be in reference to a sexual partner
eg. What about that squeak you had?
eg. You gonna get your squeak anytime soon?
To apply lateral tension to a waistband using the legs in order to avoid ones trousers/pants/skirt falling into the puddle of piss on a lavatory floor.
Everything was going to plan until a suprise arse flapping fart caused his squatstretch to loosen and his pants fell into the half inch puddle on the floor.