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squatchmo 

An extreme beating, consisting of nine inches of limp-dick across the face until you get a bruise.
The man's friend was acting stupid and the man said,"shut up before I give you a squatchmo, bitch".
squatchmo by Brandong February 4, 2007
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Squeakibean

1. A way of describing an inanimate object you do not know the name of or that is annoying you:

2. Can also be a way of describing somebody who is useless or who often fails at everything they attempt:

3. Somebody who performs silly and immature actions because they want to be funny

The word is commonly used in areas of extreme
eg 1:
Person 1: Hey mate whats that plant called
Person 2: Oh that thing its a squeakibean

eg 2:

Person 1: She got 1/46 in that test
Person 2: Oh dear what a squeakibean

eg 3:

Haha she seriously squashed a doughnut on his head? That is such a squeakibean thing to do
Squeakibean by Bramosaurus_Rex October 12, 2011
vb. n.
to squeak.
1. vb. to copulate in a not so vulgar manner, esp. with someone you don't know. eg. Hey, why don't we squeak?
2. vb. to flirt sexually or be seen to "pet heavy" on another in public so that it seems the two of you might copulate then, or sometime in the near future. eg. Holy shit, look, david and susan are getting a little squeaky over there.

eg. Let's get squeaky, Marsha.

3. n. one's referenced chance to get laid or incident of having been laid in the past. also, this can be in reference to a sexual partner
eg. What about that squeak you had?
eg. You gonna get your squeak anytime soon?
All examples are listed above for ease of reference.

Squatstretch

To apply lateral tension to a waistband using the legs in order to avoid ones trousers/pants/skirt falling into the puddle of piss on a lavatory floor.
Everything was going to plan until a suprise arse flapping fart caused his squatstretch to loosen and his pants fell into the half inch puddle on the floor.
Squatstretch by Spleenvent September 5, 2006

squatters 

bastards who steal domain names then procede to ransom them for ungodly amounts of money.
A cyber-squatter registered my domain name before I could. That bastard!
squatters by mEtHOs April 14, 2003

jar squatter 

When a male or female squezzes a large jar up his or her anus then lets the jar shatter inside, letting it cut the insides.
there is a video out there named jar squatter
jar squatter by rafatron February 18, 2009