Splat-o-gram

When you take an explosive shit and the whole toilet bowl is splattered with pieces of feces including the underside of the seat. Can also leave you with Mexican asshole. Very common in gas stations or airport restrooms.

Man some asshole left quite the Splat-o-gram in the handicap shitter!

by sir crank alot December 16, 2018

Sparta High School

A place that is however you take it. Annoying? Annoying. Awesome? Awesome. tiring? VERY TIRING.

Also a lot of gay kids hiding, UwU.
Also rich jerks.

Jimmy. You went to Sparta High School?
Jammy: Yep it was dope I met a lot of LGBT kids but there was an overwhelming amount of rich jerks and guys who obsessed over their hair.

by Lesbianchild October 15, 2019

Slart

the mixture of slatt and shart. Commonly used to greet a friend who bonds over their shits

My slart what is goin on

by Grizzzle March 26, 2020

slarty

one who likes being alone but also hates it , somebody who can go days without social interactions and still keep their sanity , a person who loves only in the inside and would expect everybody who’s in their circle to understand that without having to show it , that one person who sits in the corner at parties, that one person who smiles for like a second and literally a second later the smile disappears, the one person who cares only for those who are family and friends everybody else can die it’s whatever we are not depressed we just live our lives how we live our lives.

slarty world forever

by okayed June 10, 2021

Spart

The same as "cum".

"Mamma mia, spart in my mouth!"

by redarded November 30, 2021

bird splat

the act of masturbating and throwing the result at someone.

She wouldn't stop talking so i bird splatted her in the face.

by El Traino December 15, 2009

Fuck splat

A smear from a ejaculation.

I fuck splatted my bed sheets after she used my beard as a saddle

by Pony feeder April 20, 2014