shmooley

a type of person that is mentally very slow. Basically a retard.

Me: Whats good boss

Terry: I think my tire is low the sensor is on...
Me: Alright which side?
Terry: I think its the front left..
"Proceeds to check all tires and it was back left tire"
Me: Alright lets go fill it up
"leaves work to go to gas station and as we are pulling in terry pulls straight into spot instead of backing in...
Me: yo how are you suppose to fill the back tire up if the hose cant reach the damn tire?
"terry proceeds to not move and I have to direction the kid to back his truck in and fill up the damn tire"
Me: fucking shmooley

by chicken 2 September 22, 2020

smol bean

(noun) someone who is too precious for this world.

Louis Tomlinson is such a smol bean.

by TheTommoWay October 7, 2020

smol bean

something or someone who is small, short or tiny. Basically either the cutest thing you ever seen, adorable, and tiny. Just wholesomeness and precious.

Example:

Friend A: Omg guys! Look at smol bean! Sooo cute.

Friend B: Ok, calm down. It’s just a kitten.

Friend A: What are you talking about? IT IS SUCH A SMOL BEAN.

Example 2:

Aaron is smol bean. He’s very tiny and short.

by wisdomous October 10, 2020

smol

roy has a very smol pp to the point where an ant is bigger than his pp

smol

by i am goose October 13, 2020

smol bean

Louis Tomlinson

Fan: "Oh my gosh you're such a smol bean!"
Louis: "Oh give me a break, I'm big!"

by LouAndI November 24, 2020

smol

beng a smol prson, alo nown as a midet, is ad

Me: "Manish, u smol"
Manish: "fuck u"

by ur mum fat November 25, 2020

Smol brain

Yes

Smol brain Yes

by Trefka i Monki December 3, 2020