A mix of the infamous sigbruh and the classic cum infused dick cheese known as smegma used in a humorous manner
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Get the Smegged mug.1. Hey have you see Jimbo around lately?
2. Yeah, he has smegma so he doesn't want to leave his house.
1. Oh so he's a Smegbo now
2. Yeah, he has smegma so he doesn't want to leave his house.
1. Oh so he's a Smegbo now
by Klikzy March 7, 2024
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A type of man with a superiority complex, who likes to attack circumcised men online by stating how "weird" it is to get cut. They do this whilst completely ignoring the fact that they have been neglected by their parents as children for not getting circumcised to be clean, waking up to smegma in the morning (regardless of washing), and therefore are knows as the smegboys.
Smegboys like to tout scientific adjacent analogies to defend their ideologies on whether men should be circumcised, without being able to concretely provide a source. They also like to tout nonsense about sensitivity, when in truth, they are quick-shot Quintens, as with reduced sensitivity, the pleasure of intercourse remains, but it allows a man to last longer.
A type of man with a superiority complex, who likes to attack circumcised men online by stating how "weird" it is to get cut. They do this whilst completely ignoring the fact that they have been neglected by their parents as children for not getting circumcised to be clean, waking up to smegma in the morning (regardless of washing), and therefore are knows as the smegboys.
Smegboys like to tout scientific adjacent analogies to defend their ideologies on whether men should be circumcised, without being able to concretely provide a source. They also like to tout nonsense about sensitivity, when in truth, they are quick-shot Quintens, as with reduced sensitivity, the pleasure of intercourse remains, but it allows a man to last longer.
Jack was telling a Abel he was mutilated as a child by getting circumcised. Able responded to Jack that he didn't wake up to smegma. Jack had no counter argument other than "we clean it". Jack was a smegboy.
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Get the Sieging mug.At the end of every month (or if they are ever feeling down) , if you are the traditional type , it is strongly advised to give your partner a smeggle. Giving a somebody a smeggle is the act of letting your smegma build up over the course of the month to then use your partner as a canvas to paint a tasteful picture with your smegma. This can be done anywhere, usually the face or the chest, the point of giving a smeggle is to show your friends your smeggles and compare them at the end of the month. This activity is seen as fun !
I give my girlfriend way better smeggles than you man, you need to get better at it if you want her to stay with you.
by Bonslyyyy October 10, 2024
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