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Mufasa Smash

Taking a dehydrated dump in the palm of your hand and waiting till someone yawns and opens up wide (like a mufasa roar) and you smash it in their face with full force, with the goal of getting most of feces inside the mouth.
Damn man... everytime I go to that guys house I end up getting a Mufasa Smash for no reason.
by r2d2 Bur 2 the gos December 16, 2011
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Super Smash Bros

When 2-8 people are fucking, and whenever someone cums 3 times, they lose.
Person 1: Did you hear Johnny got 3-Stocked?
Person 2: Yah, he got destroyed by that dude. He’s so trash, he shouldn’t play Super Smash Bros anymore.
by BladeZGX November 10, 2020
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lets smash

when a boy ask a girl if u wanna play smash bros but the girl gets the wrong idea
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boy: Ayo babe lets smash

girl: sure thing daddy

girl came over

boy: FINALLY! so you brought your controller?

girl: Controller?

gets naked

boy: AYOOOO CHILLLLL
by itsme olaff December 2, 2020
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Smashing Blumpkin

After receiving a fine blumpkin from your partner, make them bite their teeth on the toilet rim and then stomp on the back of their head with your foot.
"Man, I tried out a smashing blumpkin with this skank last night and she lost her mind at the prospect of this innovation."
by generalgrizzle January 21, 2010
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Smash your pasty

The act of penetrating the deep vaginal muscles, to the extent of pain.
I'm gona smash your pasty
by LSCC October 15, 2008
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Smash Mouth

a unique rock band that got sold out by Interscope records and is known to many as a "kiddie" band. Currently trying to make a comback on their own record company Beautiful Bomb. Early Hits include Walking on the sun, allstar, then the morning comes. Best albums are Fush Yu Mang and Astro Lounge.
person 1~ Did u get Smash Mouth's new cd Summer Girl?
person 2~ No. Smash Mouth sux.
person 1~ No. Interscope sold them out. They are on a indie lable now.
person 2~ *Listens* Hey this is good. kinda like before they got sold out. Smash Mouth Rocks
by Ha Ha You're Dead January 29, 2007
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Pasty Smash

To smash or want to smash someone's pasty means that you would like to have aggressive sex with them.

It can be announced verbally, or signalled by a firm punch into your other hands palm.

From experience, the quote sounds best when prenounced in a Somerset/Dorset accent.
How to use pasty smash in conversation;

*Attractive woman walks past*
"Fworr I would love to smash her pasty!"

"Her pasty would get a good smashin'!"
by Duff Duff Mc Duff August 16, 2008
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