what's with the socks

A term to ask what is the new occurances in the life of a friend, instead of "what's up"

See plain old white socks

John: "Hey Joe, what's with the socks?"
Joe: "Plain old white ones today."

by Kit November 6, 2004

red socks

when the girl is on her period the male or female sexual partner licks the vagina and takes the blood into their mouth

man A: i was eating out my girlfriend last night and she accidently gave me red socks.
man B: 0_0

by james J.D.R. April 26, 2011

Orgasmic After Shocks

After an amazing night of orgasmic sex you feel repeated waves of orgasm deep in your pelvis that go on for hours without being touched or stimulated. It is quite an amazing phenonenon. If you are one who experiences this....you are a very lucky woman.

After a night of sex, she experienced orgasmic after shocks well into the morning.

by IWFPP February 5, 2010

White Socks

Someone who wears white socks with a suit and dress shoes.

Cale - Did you see Jalin's socks?

Prescott - Yeah, what a white socks.

by Fluttershy42 February 3, 2012

Slocked

Refers to a pipe or drainage system that has been blocked because it has a sock jammed in it

Rhys was home alone so he decided to jack off in the kitchen, and noticed that the kitchen sink was slocked

by Susmaster July 4, 2009

Mismatched Socks

The impossible act of reaching into the ass of a male human and grabbing his penis and testicles and pulling them back out through his asshole, usually pulling out some of his intestine with it (similar to a pink sock). Thus the victim has his penis and testicles which are the same color of his skin tone hanging out of his ass along with a section of pinkish intestines.

Giving someone “mismatched socks” is impossible because one would have to rupture the intestine and break through the pelvis bone to grab the penis and testicles and pull them back out through the asshole. Also, if one grabs the penis and testicles from inside the body and pulls them out through the asshole the penis and testicles are inside out and are of a similar color of the intestines. Thus, the socks are not mismatched at all!

Mike annoyed Julie so she threatened to pull his penis and testicles out of his asshole, giving him mismatched socks! Ouch!

by xoxo__mismatched.socks March 30, 2009

Rocks my socks

The insinuation that something is chill, or otherwise entertaining or freak worthy.

Used primarily by upperclassmen highschool students and college students who wish they were back in highschool.

When I walked by that hot guy, I thought to myself, "He totally rocks my socks."

by Fibby September 12, 2004