slapped

when you beat someone so bad that you dont know how else to say it. when you beat someone that has an advantage over you.

ex1. Wow kid 1v1 on your host get slapped.

ex2. We slapped them with ease.

by hasselhoffman February 26, 2009

slippery cricket

This act involves 3 people. A male covers his penis in mint chocolate chip ice cream and inserts it in the female's vagina while another person shits down a 3 inch wide piece of PVC pipe shoved in the female's anus then packs it down with a feather duster before rubbing their ass on her face and pissing on the male with the ice cream covered penis.

Neil: Last night Devon and I gave Tina a slippery cricket she'll never forget.

by Bungle Six December 3, 2006

slippery Phil

A sexual act that involves pouring Old Milwaukee on a chicks tits, then tit fucking until you vomit on yourself. Originally pioneered by Phil Rodgers.

That crazy ass bitch wanted me to give her a slippery Phil. I would have, but Phil drank all my Old Mil.....

by Thumper February 27, 2003

slippery raptor

The act of having a veloceraptor tear a whole in your anus and lay its eggs inside, then having them hatch and come out, thus creating an ass raptor

"Oh man, i came into the Gutter and saw Fields getting a slippery raptor, now im blinded for life"

by Mr. Fields May 8, 2005

human slippers

To insert your feet into someones ass, preferably one foot per ass, and proceed to walk around with the persons on your feet!
Ideally you would use midgets!

i just got myself a pair of human slippers!

by Staplebrau September 30, 2006

Bitch Slapped

A man is Bitch Slapped if he is completelly dominated by his woman. Also known as Pussy Whipped.

Grow some balls mate, you're totally Bitch Slapped!

by Rikstir January 3, 2013

Slippery Slappy

Once male has dumped load into female taking penis out of vagina and slapping her face cheeks with said object

And before she knew it, I'd slippery slapped her!

by Anonymous July 24, 2003