Return to Sender

It's a variation of a blumpkin. Instead of a chick blowing you, she shits on your balls. Then, when you fuck her, your shitty balls slap o n her ass and put it back.

This bitch was riding me on the shitter and she shit on my balls, so later I pounded her missionary and hit her ass with a return to sender.

by deathfordough February 17, 2020

Return to sender

When a man cums In a woman’s mouth then she kisses him, and he swallows.

That girl Karla gave me a return to sender last night and I think I kind of liked it.

by Happystream August 14, 2020

Return To Spender

Da way you should mark an envelope containing an astronomical department-store/online-merchant invoice dat someone who had "gone wild with his credit card" has sent to you and blubberingly asked if you would pay off his bill for him. Hey --- we are all responsible for our actions, so unless there was actually a prior agreement, it's not up to someone else to "bail you out" if you are not wise/thrifty with your purchasing!

I always try to be very frugal and carefully calculate how much I am paying for an actual/virtual cart of merchandise, so that hopefully I can avoid having any "Return To Spender" letters' winding up in my mailbox!

by QuacksO September 22, 2020

ybc.yagami.slander

Someone sexy and will be the best s/o

Girl: *walks past boy*
Boy: wow she’s really ybc.yagami.slander.

by Ybc_hater March 16, 2021

ybc.yagami.slander

Sexy bitch

Girl: walks past boy
Boy: “wow she’s a ybc.yagami.slander“

by Ybc_hater March 16, 2021

ybc.yagami.slander

THIS IS THE COOLEST PERSON EVER THEY ARE SO COOL AND I LOVE THEM! BEST TIKTOK EVER I SEEAR everybody should give their life up for them THEY ARE EPICCCCCCCC

"hey have you heard of the tiktoker ybc.yagami.slander?? i heard they have 1000000000 followers and that they are very cool.."

by 😫😫 March 17, 2021

Return to sender

When you get a facial and spit it back into his mouth.

I got a facial, but he had some funky spunk. So I return to sender

by Xoxodevilish July 1, 2021