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Shreked

When you take a watery shit so bad it wrecks the toilet causing it to resemble Shreks swamp
i shreked my toilet after eating all those wings last night
by SweetLifeOfBlackAndChody December 1, 2019
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Shrek

The most beautiful man you will ever meet. He will be nice, funny, strong, caring, and many others that are everything you will ever want in a man!
That new kid is a real Shrek!
by *Spits out tea* December 2, 2019
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Shrek

Shrek is God
by SkyMewtwo64 Games December 2, 2019
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Shrek

An massive ogre who will rip your ass to shreds. His foreskin has many layers to keep your ass cheeks tight.
by Boomerangboi December 3, 2019
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by Ddyssigsyosiysiysiydidyiufcuii December 6, 2019
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Shrek

Someone or something of pure sexy-ness or of an onion. This ogre is what you think of when you think Perfection.

Shrek is also a way to describe time. One shrek is 1 hour 47 minutes.
1) Hey, James! Your looking quite shrek today!
2) Tyler: Hey bro, what time is it?

Ethan: It's about 6 shreks, almost 7.
by Onion_noinO December 8, 2019
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Shrek ritual

The shrek ritual is usually called Shrek is Love Shrek is Life. You may or may have not been warned about this. It’s deadly to some individuals. Welp. Idk what to say anymore. Just don’t do it
Police: u hear that
Person: ya
Police: some one did the shrek ritual
by BillyBobJoeMama October 28, 2019
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