Once I saw that hot ass chica, I started to sharpen my pencil, asked her to come in the car, and then it was all good times.
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The son of Draco Malfoy in the Insanely Popular Harry Potter series.
Extremely attractive, blonde-haired Slytherin who hangs around with Albus Severus Potter (son of Harry) and is Desperatley In Love with Rose Weasley (daughter of Ron and Hermione).
Jinxes everyone he lays eyes on so that their legs stick together.
Is also known to fly on a broomstick
Extremely attractive, blonde-haired Slytherin who hangs around with Albus Severus Potter (son of Harry) and is Desperatley In Love with Rose Weasley (daughter of Ron and Hermione).
Jinxes everyone he lays eyes on so that their legs stick together.
Is also known to fly on a broomstick
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Get the Scorp mug.Noun. When in college and your teacher does not care much about legible grading. As a result it is hard to tell whether a person scored high or low with a B.
Fathead #1: What the hell is that thing? I dunno what I got, on the test. Does that say B+ or B-?
Fathead #2: Looks like a B sharp.
Fathead #1: Fuck you and your sweater.
Fathead #2: Looks like a B sharp.
Fathead #1: Fuck you and your sweater.
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when a man gets bored one day that he decided to sharpen his penis for erotic pleasures, but the man does not realize that this could end in infection and sometimes fatality. Of course the man doing this must have a really small penis... and brain.
when a man gets bored one day that he decided to sharpen his penis for erotic pleasures, but the man does not realize that this could end in infection and sometimes fatality. Of course the man doing this must have a really small penis... and brain.
After watching the footall game, Jim became very bored with his life so he decided to "sharpen" his "pencil" Thus ending in a sharpened pencil.
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