sexual houdini

When a slut wants to pretend that she isn't a whore by insisting she will only fuck a guy if they are in a relationship. The guy pretends that they are by displaying the signs of figurative shackles, after he is done with the bitch he dumps her. This demonstrates that the figurative shackles of their relationship once displayed were as bothersome to remove as real shackles were to the master escapologist Houdini.

3 mates chatting about a Slut

A: Man I really wanna fuck Agnes
D: Yer but dude she only fucks if its a relationship

T: Haha Don't even worry just pull a sexual Houdini

by Lt_Atilla May 22, 2016

Sexual Dialysis

Having sex with someone much younger than yourself to rejuvenate your sex life.

You should hook up with that 22 year old because it’s good for the blood, like sexual dialysis.

by MissQueenT December 18, 2019

simmy sexual

A simmy sexual is the sexuality that simmy (Mr simpson) is or could be

Someone: hey simmy

simmy: Be gone thot, i am only looking for simmy's as i am a simmy sexual

by silkhurcyrxrct March 11, 2020

cig-sexual

a person who is sexually attracted to cigarettes

person 1 :damn bro i think i love my cig aha

person 2 : haha i guess that makes you a cig-sexual

by moe2903 May 3, 2020

Sexual shoplifting

When someone rapes a sexworker

Bro Chad totally went to AVN with molly and did some sexual shoplifting.

by jayhovanova January 8, 2023

Planet sexual

when you are sexually attracted to planet ;)

Henry- “holy fuck is that a planet?”

Joe - “Yes and now I’m getting horny.”

Henry - “shut up you planet sexual ass”

by that kid across the road October 29, 2019

nutcrack sexual

someone who is sexually attracted to nutcrackers, or really any Christmas figure.

"Kate? Yea I heard she was nutcrack sexual"

by katecnnor January 11, 2021