scruffo

Italian slang for dishonerable,liar/cheat

You have a face of a scruffo.
Faccia de scruffo.

by jamboots July 28, 2009

scrumshus

Anything tasty that can crumble. A bagel can be scrumshus where as a drink cannot.

- dude this drink is so scrumshus
- you mean it's yumshus, only crumbly things can be scrumshus
- i hate you

by Johnny Bagel March 28, 2008

scrummy

A combination of "scrumptious" and "yummy", used to convey that deep, satisfied pleasure that comes after you finish something (a television show, a good meal, etc).

After he finished watching the television episode, Jem leaned back contentedly and said, "That was scrummy."

by Laura E. Hall May 18, 2006

scrumpter

The scrumpter is the rare act of reverse road-head. The driver of a vehicle performs oral sex on the passenger of said vehicle while operating the vehicle at high speeds. Known only to occur when planned. Usually filmed simultaneously.

So I was in the car with my girl when she leaned over and gave me the scrumpter.

by Chaps April 10, 2005

scruff muff mcgruff

An extrememly hairy vagina, so hairy that small children are often found in it

I heard that when Ben disengages his pubes beard from Eileeen's scruff muff mcgruff it sounds like velcro.

by Matthew Levin September 7, 2006

Scrunt

The vagina of a short, fat, often Italian woman. The 'scrunt' is almost always sweaty due to the fat surrounding it and most often covered in thick matted hair.

That lil Dego 's scrunt was so rank and oily I had to wear coveralls just to service it.

by Ray Paynus November 2, 2015

scrumpable

adjective describing a male that you want to have sex with.

Inuyasha and Orlando Bloom are both very scrumpable.

by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck November 14, 2004