Safetynetting 

Claiming or implying that your message is a joke, ironic or sarcastic when it in reality is conveying your actual intent. Safetynetting is usually used when you're afraid of being judged or criticised for your message, because it is perceived as stupid.

Alice: Just travelled here all the way from Germany, I'm absolutely exhausted...
Bob: Isn't that just next to Colorado? It's not that far, is it? (I'm just kidding)
Alice: Stop safetynetting you idiot, if you're terrible at geography then just admit it

Safetynetting by ThatOtherAndrew April 5, 2023

safetied

The act of subtly securing one's seatbelt while the person is passed out. Can be done in a car, bus, or airplane.

Allan safetied Eugene on the way back to the hotel

safetied by getshot007 December 30, 2012

Saftey Scissors 

A device kindergardners are forced to use when making crafts

Honestly, If I were a kindergarden teacher, I'd say, "go for it kids, use the big boy/girl scissors, I could use the kid decline right now. You could still poke your eyes out with saftey scissors anyways so..."

Saftey Scissors by Littlepacie02 July 19, 2016

Saftey scissored 

Lesbian equivalent to being cock blocked

"Me and Amy were going to do it, but Jeff saftey scissored me"

Saftey scissored by Wailingtomcat February 27, 2022

Check no saftey 

Whenever someone says false information they believe is true and you correct them.

Micheal: "Man said you can see the wall of China from space"

Derrick: "Actually, astronauts proved you can't see the great Wall of China from space, so that's a check no saftey"

Check no saftey by Wag1 donny g May 20, 2020

safetingz 

safetingz: another way of saying (safe) safe being a term to be a ease with one another

"safetingz blud"

safe wagwan

safetingz by KRIMER AKA MINI ENSO April 12, 2005

Saftey Safe 

A place you go after you get really high, because things are coming after you. In this place, the things that are after you can't get you anymore.

Example: A dark corner, your room or simply anyplace where you feel safe.

"I can't take this anymore, I'm going to my saftey safe." - Jud

Saftey Safe by DrZoo November 8, 2009