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Safetynetting

Claiming or implying that your message is a joke, ironic or sarcastic when it in reality is conveying your actual intent. Safetynetting is usually used when you're afraid of being judged or criticised for your message, because it is perceived as stupid.
Alice: Just travelled here all the way from Germany, I'm absolutely exhausted...
Bob: Isn't that just next to Colorado? It's not that far, is it? (I'm just kidding)
Alice: Stop safetynetting you idiot, if you're terrible at geography then just admit it
by ThatOtherAndrew April 5, 2023
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safetied

The act of subtly securing one's seatbelt while the person is passed out. Can be done in a car, bus, or airplane.
Allan safetied Eugene on the way back to the hotel
by getshot007 December 30, 2012
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Saftey Scissors

A device kindergardners are forced to use when making crafts
Honestly, If I were a kindergarden teacher, I'd say, "go for it kids, use the big boy/girl scissors, I could use the kid decline right now. You could still poke your eyes out with saftey scissors anyways so..."
by Littlepacie02 July 19, 2016
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Saftey scissored

"Me and Amy were going to do it, but Jeff saftey scissored me"
by Wailingtomcat February 27, 2022
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Check no saftey

Whenever someone says false information they believe is true and you correct them.
Micheal: "Man said you can see the wall of China from space"

Derrick: "Actually, astronauts proved you can't see the great Wall of China from space, so that's a check no saftey"
by Wag1 donny g May 20, 2020
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safetingz

safetingz: another way of saying (safe) safe being a term to be a ease with one another
"safetingz blud"

safe wagwan
by KRIMER AKA MINI ENSO April 12, 2005
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Saftey Safe

A place you go after you get really high, because things are coming after you. In this place, the things that are after you can't get you anymore.

Example: A dark corner, your room or simply anyplace where you feel safe.
by DrZoo November 8, 2009
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